“YOU SHALL BE POOR,” says Gowndalf the resident “Mystical Wizard Who Does Whatever He Wants” who has been deciding hospital prices since the Obama Administration. “Working in a dark damp closet, trying to adjust prices perfectly to put people into poverty is hard work,” says Gowndalf. Many have debated the moral ethics of nearly bankrupting people who can barely afford food. In response to this Gowndalf has said, “I can do what I want. What are you gonna do? I’m a WIZARD.”