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The Goop was drinking coffee, as he watched his own Minions working, from the huge window of his own office.

It was eerily silent. Only his own sipping of coffee could be heard. He liked that kind of silent either way.

All of the sudden, he felt two taps on his shoulder.

Goop turned around quickly, just to see nobody there.

"Hm?"

He looked around the room, but still, nobody was there. "Must have been the wind." He said and laughed.

He then went to his bedroom, getting ready to sleep and turning the lights off.

Sweet peace, he thought in his mind.

As he was about to close his eyes, he saw a shadowy figure in the corner of the room.

Goop grabbed his laser gun, conveniently placed under his bed and shot at it.

It was just a piece of clothing. His laundry, even.

Come on Goop, why are you tweaking? He thought.

He then eventually just went back to sleep, putting the laser gun back and cuddling up a body pillow and thinking nothing more about it. Suddenly, the body pillow started moving out from Goop's grab and went out of the bed, falling to the floor.

Goop suddenly got up, wondering what the hell is going on. "What the fuck?"

"Oops! Sorry!"

The cover of the body pillow was taken off by itself, showing a person.

"You we're cuddling me! Woah..! You like girls?" The person said.

"Nobody said that. Who the hell are you?" Goop said.

"Ahh, uhmm. Nothin'!" The person said, clearly hiding something.

"Trick question." Goop said and immediately pulled out an infecting gun made of black goop, always usually at his back. He shot at the person directly at the face.

The person dodged it flawlessly with no sweat.

"Huh?" Goop's face was in shock.

"Oh, fine! I'll tell ya. My name's Wip!" Wip stated.

"What kind of name is that?" Goop said.

"I dunno! But I'm Wip!" Wip said, happy to just be there.

"Get the fuck out of my room." Goop said as he mauled Wip and started punching them in the face

"That tickles!" Wip then kicked Goop at the face, sending his head to the ceiling and crashing to the ground shortly after.

Goop got up, slightly injured but is still able to fight. "What is your damn problem??"

"Aghh..uhm.." Wip said, wondering, "I don't know. Just wanna fight?" Wip shrugged.

Goop grunted as he eventually walked off his own injury, but unexpectedly, he dashed with a punch right at Wip's body, crashing them into a wall. They we're unharmed and shoved the debris off their shirt with their hands.

Goop was heavily flabbergastered. What kind of person is this? He had to infect them somehow.

"You look nervous! You want water?" Wip insisted and pulled out a glass full of water out of nowhere?"

"What? Who just says that in the middle of a fight!?" Goop said angrily.

"Jeez, you don't have breaks or something?" Wip said, as they eventually just drank the water.

Goop proceeded to blast it with his infecting gun, turning the entire thing into one big block of black goop.

"Hey! My water!" Wip said as they dropped the block of goop into the ground.

"That's what you're concerned about??" Goop said, confused.

"I was thirsty...aw..." Wip said, hinting sadness behind their voice.

"Oh my god, could you at least please take this seriously? Are you even here to destroy my base or my army?? Why the hell are you actually here???" Goop said, increasingly getting mad.

"Well..." Wip said, but suddenly remembered something. "Oh, wait. Sorry, I actually have a meeting today! Gotta go, bye!" Wip explained, but had another thing to say, "I'll probably be back tomorrow or something. No fighting though!" Then, they vanished into thin air.

"What???" Goop said, but Wip had already been gone. He looked around confusingly.

This Wip guy must have been on drugs, he thought.

Now his bedroom is a huge mess.

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