The Wet Bean Fart B ox

Write a funny script for an tv advertisement for a small box that must only be used to store wet bean farts. 

(Opening shot of a woman sitting at a kitchen table, looking puzzled)

Narrator: Are you tired of storing your wet bean farts in a big, bulky container?

(Woman nods head)

Narrator: Well, have no fear! Introducing the Wet Bean Fart Box! The perfect solution for storing your wet bean farts!

(Woman's eyes widen in surprise)

Narrator: That's right, this fart box is specifically designed for wet bean farts and nothing else! It's small, compact, and easy to use.

(Cut to a man walking into the kitchen, holding a stack of papers)

Man: Hey honey, have you seen my receipts?

(Woman shakes her head)

Narrator: Uh oh, looks like someone is about to make a big mistake!

Man: (spots the fart box on the counter) Oh, this must be it!

Narrator: (frantic) No! Don't touch you touch it! It's only for wet bean farts!

Man: (confused) What? Why can't I use it for my receipts?

Narrator: (exasperated) Because it's for bean farts! Wet bean farts! Not receipts, not money, certainly not your collection of novelty spoons! Only wet beans, farts and their associated olfactory consequences!

Man: (shrugs) Okay, okay, I get it. But what's so special about it?

Narrator: (enthusiastic) I'm glad you asked! The Wet Bean Fart Box features state-of-the-art wet bean fart storage technology, including airtight seals, moisture control, and a built-in bean fart hygrometer! Your wet bean farts will be as safe and sound as you need them to be.

Man: (nodding) Wow, I had no idea there was so much science involved in storing wet bean farts.

Narrator: (grinning) That's right! And with the Wet Bean Fart Box, you'll be the envy of all your bean fart -loving friends. So don't wait, order yours today!

(Woman and man hold up the box, smiling)

Narrator: The Wet Bean Fart Box: you've earned it.