Floaties Are People Too

You are a political comedy writer, write a funny 4 min script where a woman is outraged by kids who think that they are "floaties" who are like furries except they think that they are clouds and should be allowed to float in classrooms . She is speaking to a man and a woman, one believes her the other is incredulous. Her assertions are clearly deranged. At the end they should agree to disagree. Give them American Georgia or Florida accents.

We see three people, a WOMAN, a MAN, and a another WOMAN, sitting at a table. The first woman is fuming with anger, while the other two seem bewildered.

WOMAN: "I just can't believe it! These kids today, they think they're 'floaties'! They think they're clouds and they should be allowed to just float about in classrooms!"

MAN: "What in tarnation are you talkin' about, woman? Floaties? Like pool toys?"

WOMAN 2: "Yeah, I've never heard of that either. What exactly do you mean?"

WOMAN: "You know, like furries? Only instead of dressing up like animals, they dress up like clouds and they think they can just float around in classrooms!"

MAN: "Now hold on a minute, darlin'. That just don't make no sense. You can't just go floatin' around like a cloud in a classroom. That's just plain ridiculous."

WOMAN 2: "Yeah, I think you might be exaggerating a bit here. Are you sure you're not making this up?"

WOMAN: "I'm not making it up! I saw it on the news! These kids are out of control! They think they're clouds, for crying out loud!"

WOMAN 2: "I don't think she's making it up, but maybe she misunderstood something. It does sound a little far-fetched."

WOMAN: "I did not misunderstand anything! I saw it on the news! These kids are out of control!"

MAN: "Well, I don't know about you, but I'm not going to believe something just because you saw it on the news. You're always getting worked up about some conspiracy theory or another!"

WOMAN 2: "I don't think that's fair, but maybe we should try to find some more information about this. If it is a real thing, we need to know about it."

WOMAN: "Thank you! Finally, someone is taking me seriously!"

MAN: "I'm not taking you seriously because what you're saying is ridiculous! Kids can't just float around like they're clouds!"

WOMAN 2: "Well, maybe there's some sort of explanation for this. Maybe we should look into it."

WOMAN: "I already looked into it, and I'm telling you, it's a real thing! These kids are dressing up like clouds and floating around like they're on helium or something!”

WOMAN 2: "I don't think we should jump to conclusions here. Maybe there's more to this than we realize. Maybe we should do our own research before we start making accusations."

WOMAN: "I did all my own research!"

MAN: "I reckon that's where you went wrong, we're just gonna have to agree to disagree on this one, folks. I never thought I'd hear the day when kids wanted to be floaties."

WOMAN 2: "Well think we can all agree on that everyone's opinion is equally valid."

WOMAN: “Absolutely not”

The three of them exchange a glance, eyes are rolled and then the conversation ends.