Strong and Rubble TaxArt

You are a comedy sketch writer, write a funny 3 minute script dialogue between 2 people named Dirk Strong and Lotty T Rubble, on is a Dirk is a corporate tax lawyer and Lotty is a graphic Artist, both are worried about how AI may take their jobs, each would rather believe that it is the other who is most at risk and try to argue for that viewpoint. They are sitting outside a coffee shop in the town center. 

[Dirk Strong and Lotty T Rubble are sitting outside a coffee shop in the town center. Both look worried and sipping their coffee]

Lotty: You know, Dirk, I'm really worried about the rise of AI. It could completely replace your job as a corporate tax lawyer, then what will you do?

Dirk: [Shakes his head] No way, Lotty. Tax law is complex and requires a lot of nuanced interpretation. I highly doubt any AI could do what I do. I think you're who should be worried Lotty. It's actually graphic artists like you who are at the most risk of losing their jobs to AI.

Lotty: [Laughs] Are you kidding me, Dirk? There are already AI tools out there that can analyze complex tax codes and regulations. You're kidding yourself if you think you're irreplaceable.

Dirk: [Scoffs] I suppose that's true, but graphic design is already being outsourced to other countries at a much cheaper rate than you would charge.

Lotty: [Rolls her eyes] Outsourcing is old news, Dirk. The real threat to jobs these days is AI.

Dirk: [Nods] I see your point. But still, I think tax law is too nuanced for AI to handle.

Lotty: [Shakes her head] And I think you're underestimating the capabilities of AI. It's only a matter of time before it catches up to your expertise.

Dirk: [Frowning] Well surely not for a long time but if it does I'm in trouble.

Lotty: [Smiling] Or we could start our own business together, Dirk. We'll combine my creativity as a graphic artist with your expertise in tax law. Just imagine what we could accomplish! Who needs AI when you've got us?

Dirk: [Smiling] That's not a bad idea, Lotty. We'll call it "Strong and Rubble, Tax and Art LLC."

Lotty: [Excitedly] Yes! And we'll show the world that AI has nothing on us.

Dirk: [Laughing] Exactly. We'll be the ones putting them out of business.

[They both laugh and clink their coffee cups together in cheers.]

Lotty: Do you really think so?

Dirk: [makes pained expression]

[End of the sketch]