Greta and Graeme

GRETA and GRAEME, a young couple, are hiking in the deep woods

GRETA : I'm not sure we're going the right way. We've been hiking for hours today.

GRAEME: Fear not, my dear, we'll find our way. Just follow me, without delay.

Suddenly, they hear a strange noise coming from behind a nearby bush. They cautiously approach and find a large, talking POTATO.

POTATO : Hello, my friends. What brings you here? Lost in the woods, I do fear.

GRETA : A talking potato, what a sight! Are you here to guide us right?

POTATO : Yes indeed, I know this place. I'll guide you to a safer space.

GRAEME : Oh boy, oh boy, a talking spud! I must be thick, as thick as mud.

POTATO : Be careful what you say, young man. The woods can be quite the scary land.

GRETA : I don't like the look of this weather. We should find some shelter together.

POTATO : Yes my friend a good idea, the woods are full of things to fear. 

Suddenly, they hear a loud baaa noise coming from the bushes.

GRAEME : What is that noise, I'm quite afraid! Please tell me, it's not a big sheep raid?

POTATO : Lets hope it's not a sheep attack. But we should move on, without looking back.

The group starts to run, but the growling noise gets louder and closer. Just as they are about to be attacked by the sheep they find shelter

GRETA : That was too close, we almost died! Thank you, Mr. Potato, for being our guide.

GRAEME : Yes, thank you for guiding us through, I don't think we'd have made it without you.

POTATO : My pleasure, my friends, I'm glad you're safe. 

But remember, the woods can be a dangerous place.