Addie L
comentes box:
- From Jackie: I love all of your poems especially the second one about hoomans (Humans) or you.
- i love your march 14 entire and your favorite things. :)
march,20,19
cow jokes:
Q.whats big as a cow but weighs noting?
A.its shadow.
Q.what do you call a sleeping cow?
A.a bull dozer.
Q.
march ,19,19
Sky
can be light or dark or even mixed
is always here and will always exist
wet,damp,cold,dry .
just look up , it's called the sky .
I feel the breeze tickle my skin
It feels good,like winters begin.
It rains and it drys,flowers grow
And the sun comes , it feels like home
The wind is coming
Leaves begin to blow
And once again the sky is low.
It turns dark blue with tons of spots
Is always pretty and is loved lots
It's amazing,it is cool
And when I see it ,
It makes me fool.
march,14,2019
inspired by Mrs . penny:
my favorite things:
- cats
- CHEESE CAKE
- cheering
- family
- my dog Jeff
- my dig Oil
- my cat Milo
- my family
- READING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
march,13,2019
if I could make a robot this is what it would do :
- clean my room
- it would do my chores
- it would do my home work
- make me sandwich
- it would have a smoothie maker in side it
- it would have a built in TV/iPad/phone
- have a built in library
- have a pencil and a sharpener
- a isle for painting or drawing
- would have a mat for cheering
- last but not least ... AN OFF BUTTON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
march,7,2019
dog jokes
Q.why are dogs like phones?
A.they have caller IDs.
Q.what did the dog say to the tree?
A. bark
Q.what happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A.you step in a poodle
Q.what happens when you cross a dog with a lion?
A. you don't get mail any more.
Q.what do you get when you cross a golden retriever with a phone?
A. a golden receiver.
Q.how are dogs and Marine biologists?
A.one wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q.whats a dogs favorite instrument?
A.trombone.
Q.why did the Dalmatian go to the doctors?
A.he was seeing spots.
Q.what kind of dog loves to take baths?
A.shampoodle
Q.what kinds of markets do dogs avoid?
A.flea markets.
Q.why did the dog cross the road?
A.to get to the barking lot.
Q.what do you call a frozen dog?
A.a pupsicle
march,6,2019
letters
they can be a,b,c
or they can be on paper
but no madder what there always slimier
happy ,sad,existing,boring
always together , never ignoring
march , 4 , 2019
me
I am alive and free and I am what I can be
I am human not super , so don't judge me when I blooper .
a human with two legs and two arms
and a life full of harm .
- Addie . l
- march,3,2019
A.what do cats like on a hot day?
Q.mice cream cones.
A. what do you call a pile of cats ?
Q. a meowtian .
A. what do cats like to read ?
Q. catalogs.
Q.what looks like half a cat?
A. the other half
Q.what happens happens when you mix a cat with a patriot?
A. you get a carrot.
Q.how do cats eat spaghetti?
A.with there mouth like every one else.
Q.when is it bad luck to see a black cat?
A.when your a mouse.
Q.how do you know your cat used your computer?
A.your mouse has teeth marks on it .
Q.how do cats count?
A.mew-mew mew-mew mew mew-...
Q.how is a cat like a coin?
A.it has a head on one side and a a tail on the other .
Q.if lights run on electricity and cars run on gas then what do cats run on?
A.their paws .
Q.where can your cat sit on that you can't?
A.your lap.
Q.how many cats can you put in a empty box?
A.only one because it wouldn't be empty any more.
March,2,2019
today my mom told me that I needed to bring my brothers baseball glove to him because he forgot his at home.so there was a bag with his glove and a bag with with my banana for lunch. before school I went to the post office to send the glove and then I went to school . l went to go grab my banana and I got a text and it said "why did you send me a banana ? " . oh no ... I looked in the bag and there was a glove . " guess I have no lunch today . " .
March,1,2019
sky
can be light or dark or even mixed
is always here and will always exist
wet,damp,cold,dry .
just look up , it's called the sky .