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COMPANY:
November 10th, 2017, Washington, D.C.
Obama:
Excuse me, are you Donald Trump, sir?
Trump:
That depends, who are you?
Obama:
Are you serious, sir?
I'm Barack Obama
I’m the president, sir
I have been looking for you
Trump:
That's irrelevant, sir
Obama:
Sir, I heard your name in DC
I was seeking a good candidate
Before I've been on my own and manning it
Everyone loves me
It's great, sir
Trump:
Well that's absurd, sir
Obama:
How so? I wanted to teach you how to do it
Manipulate the senate, then make the country get it
That you aren't at all stupid
So how’d you do it?
How’d you make it this far?
Trump:
It was a boost for my TV show
Obama:
But why’d you do it ?
Of course, you're a loony
God, I wish she would've won
Then we could prove that we're worth more
Than we started for
Trump:
Can you quit?
Obama:
Absolutely not
Trump:
While I'm winning, let me tell you how I've done it
Truth less
Obama:
What?
Trump:
Lie more
Obama:
Ha
Trump:
Don't let them enter through
the border any more
Obama:
You can't be serious
Trump:
You want to get the jobs?
Obama:
Yes
Trump:
Fools who let them in end up dead
Biden:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What time is it?
Biden, Hillary:
Showtime!
Trump:
Like I said...
Biden:
Showtime! Showtime! Hey!
I’m Joe Biden in the seat to be!
Two terms o' VP, and the senate infinity!
Those republicans don't want it with me
Cause I will fight these laws 'til I topple the tyranny !
Hillary:
Hey hey, I'm Hillary!
The lady of the pant suit,
You can't stop me.
Not even when you bring up Benghazi
I came to D.C. to serve society
You don't want me
Sec State OUT!
Pence:
Hang on, hang on! I am Mike Pence, yo
You might think I'm tense
But I'm here to help Trump 'cause he's so damn dense
Biden, Hillary:
Booooooooooo!
Pence:
Stack the court, close the port
That's what we will do
Kill the ACA and make sure you can't sue
Fix us up for 2020
Trump can't be beat,
Money, money, money
It will keep him in the seat
Hilary:
Damn
Biden:
No more fun
Get me another guy!
We’ve got to come together, or else we may die
Biden, Hillary, Bernie:
To the constitution!
Biden:
Well if it ain't president forty-five
Pence:
Donald Trump!
Biden:
Give us a reason to re-elect you
Trump:
I respect all females
The media is lies
Don't trust all the details
Pence, Ryan:
Ohhhhhh!
Pence:
Obama, the election is clear
What do you pout for?
Obama:
If you only hate, Trump, what’ll you love for?
Hillary, Biden, Bernie:
Oooh
Biden:
Persist
Bernie:
Persist
Hillary:
Persist
Biden, Pence, Hillary:
This is it, this is it, this is it, it looks like we're in some deep shit!
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