Riddles

1. A man was found unconscious in front of a store at 2am. His head was bleeding and there was a brick laying next to him. When the police arrived they carry the man to jail. Why did they arrest him?

2. 44 people are asleep, 21 are reading books, 30 are using their computers, 5 are serving food, and 1 is talking on a radio. One bird kills everybody. What happened?

3. Tread on the living, they make not a mumble.
   Tread on the dead, they mutter and grumble.
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4. One night four men sat down to play;
   They played all night ’til break of day.
   They played for gold and not for fun
   With separate scores for everyone.
   When it came time to square accounts,
   All men had made quite fair amounts.
   Can you the paradox explain,
   If no man lost, how could all gain?
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5. With pointed fangs and in plain sight, my bloodless victims are bound by my bite. What am I?
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6. I am heavy forward, I weigh a lot. But when I am backwards I'm certainly not. What am I?

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7. For some I cause joy, for some I cause strife. Treat me well and I last for life. What am I?

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8. Two girls went to dinner together and both ordered iced tea. One girl pounded down five of them in about a minute, and the other took her time drinking one.

The girl who drank one died, while the girl who drank five survived. However, all of the drinks that were served turned out to contain poison.

Why did the girl that drank more iced tea survive?

9. The maker doesn't want it.

The buyer doesn't use it.

The user doesn't know it.
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10. You leave home, take three left turns, and return home. Who are the two masked men waiting for you?

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