Trouble in Paradise? Joe Mama announces shocking breakup!
The most infamous couple in recent years, Joe Mama and Mama Joe, voted Glavan’s “Most Likely to Elope,” have announced shocking news: they have broken up.
While sources are still scrambling for latest information as regards this devastating news, we have been reliably informed that Joe Mama broke up with Mama Joe, not the other way around, and that Joe Mama has already sought out a new fiancée. No new information has been given as regards the identity of the fiancée, but we can be assured that she is of exceptional loveliness, as Joe Mama is extremely meticulous regarding partners.
In addition, reliable sources close to Mama Joe have informed Scoopmungus that she is devastated by this news and has taken to pettiness. There have also been indications of a possible lawsuit in the making, although on what grounds, we are not yet sure.
One thing that we can be sure of is that this news has shocked the entire world. The dazzling couple seemed to have been set on a fast track to marriage, an event which would have gladdened the hearts of many. It appears, however, that this was not meant to be.
Stayed tuned for the latest updates on the situation!