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Arsonist Stoner Fox is the face of modern times, influencing youth in the millions to follow his agenda and join his cause. In an interview in 2017 with Vogue, Fox described the cause of his movement as:
"Burn down world for weed"
When asked what his agenda was, Fox responded with:
"Sk8 4 layf"
Earlier this year, Fox took to social media and announced that he would soon release his spring line of merch, saying that true Arsonist Stoner Fox supporters must possess these items, or would otherwise be deemed laughable.
In late January, an international survey targeting global youth was released, asking whether they believed in Arsonist Stoner Fox cause and agenda, to which 98% of those 0-18 responded with a resounding yes. The remaining 2% were later cyberbullied very harshly after their opinions were revealed online. Consequently, they all later claimed that they had misclicked and did, in fact, support Arsonist Stoner Fox.
After a brief break from his worldwide campaign, Arsonist Stoner Fox and his supporters went on to conquer the land of ZOLZENGROG, kicking out its inhabitants, and converting 50% of the land into a skatepark, and 50% into a weed farm. In honour of this astounding victory, Fox released a limited edition set of stoner fox bedsheets and pillow cases.
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