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Dear Scoopmembers, this page entails a sorrowful story. One full of hope, betrayal, defeat and courage , it is the tale... of Scoopmungus.
ACT 1
A long time ago, a young soul was tormented by a very swaggy man. He kept repeating the words 'Scooby', from Scooby Doo, and 'Amogus' from Among us in order to annoy her. Suddenly, he had an epiphany, he could combine these two words, to torment this young soul with greater efficiency and thus the great entity now known as Scoopmungus was born.
Then one day, on 30th November 2021, the man came to a dreadful realisation, as he searched up Scoopmungus on Goggle and Bong, and saw that this was all that it had to show:
Tragedy was struck upon the lands, an uproar was felt among every Scoopmember, so he set out to make sure this was no more, and began creating the website, entitled, Scoopmungus.
ACT 2
At first, the site was not the most polished or refined, but it contained the core principles of Scoopmungus and that was enough. The simple fact that Scoopmungus could now be looked up, and there the website would lie, with its glowing link, was enough.
The man however, felt that this duty of creating the site, was not a burden that should be on his shoulders alone, and so he hired an amazingly talented and brilliant employee to aid in the management and creation of the site, to give it the honour it deserves. As more content, features, and information was added, the site began to grow. The team grew larger and larger, employing editors, artists and reporters. The site was reaching its peak, bringing in more and more followers, spreading the Scoopmungus word.
Act 3
Suddenly, one dark, cold night, tragedy struck. Thunder roared, waves crashed, birds croaked, as the dreaded realisation hit...when Scoopmungus was searched upon...nothing appeared. The Scoopmungus man was in denial, after believing that his goal was accomplished, it turned out that he was far from it, played for a fool by Goggle and Bong.
He was in a rageful anger, he damned the Goggle and Bong Gods for what they had done to him. He even exclaimed,
"THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SO UNSWAGGY".
This anger lingered a while, until it settled.
He bargained with the Gods, he pleaded and pleaded, he began goggling and bonging, searching for ways to the site to appear on the front page, but it was to no avail.
This caused him great sorrow, he began to lose motivation for the site. What was the point, if he could not reach the ultimate goal of world domination global recognition then he would have failed in his mission. That night, the sky cried out, pouring down onto the home of the man, while he stayed inside, contemplating what the purpose of the site even was.
ACT 4
The next day, the sky had cleared, and although some of the sky's tears had remained on the windows, he realised, that the original purpose of the site, was not the current one. While it may have started out to just be a way to torment the young soul even more, the site had become so much more. He accepted its fate, and embraced it with open arms, and thus, the team embraced new members, the site grew, and more followers were enlightened to the word of Scoopmungus.
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