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Throughout the ages, various demons have been encountered by our team, each with their own unique appearance, skills, and personalities.
Water Demons
Water Demons
Discovered by the famous Jared, they are known to impurify water with their evilness. They tend to stick in groups, are uggos, and very clingy which is why no one likes them.
They can be vanquished using ocean whisks, developed by Jared himself, or by simply reminding them how much they suck, a common phrase used to vanquish these demons is "No one Loves you" - coined by Jared.
Wind Demons
Wind Demons
Controlling the forces of the air, they are known to cause great peril to naïve souls lurking outside where the wind lies, waiting to cause havoc. They are mischievous, gerbil-looking, and are constantly having temper tornados because no one loves them, partially due to their gerbil-like features but mostly due to the fact that they don't have a swaggy bone in their body.
The image to the left is Pazuzu the Wind Demon, wanted dead or alive (dead please) for stealing my jacket, mask, and gloves with his wind powers. This is why no one loves you Pazuzu get a hobby that isn't tormenting me you creep 😒
Fire Demon
Fire Demon
Calcifer the fire demon, only one of his kind, lives in Howl's Castle. Contrary to every other demon, he does not take pleasure in tormenting mortals. He is known for his aid in cooking bacon and eggs, and for the moving of houses. He is cooler than you probably, he can literally eat anything, can you do that? Didn't think so you weirdo.
Sike he sucks he burnt my toast once.
Exam Demons
Exam Demons
These demons make two annual appearances, and each year they either vanquish us or we vanquish them. They may seem to be the worst of the demons, but they can be conquered using buffness, so have no fear, and keep being buff, like me :)
The image to the left is an example of the exam demons in their most recent form, which has been successfully vanquished by us. Sadly, they are extremely clingy and will probably be back to torment us soon.
Technology Demons
Technology Demons
Tormented souls who attempt to delve into the world of technology are quite often brutally defeated by these demons. If you have bad Wi-Fi, you know who to blame. These demons are still quite unknown to us, because they are loners with no friends, so communication with them is difficult, but we promise to punt these demons back to the sad realm they came from.
The image to the right shows the technology demons acting very displeased. This is because they are being faced with their arch-nemesis...the technician.
The above image shows Demonica Harmonica in its true form.
Demonica Harmonica
Demonica Harmonica
This specific demon is rare but can inflict immeasurable damage when encountered. Demonica often dupes its victims into believing that it is harmless by playing beguiling and merry tunes. However be warned and do not fall for this deception. Once it is picked up, the demon falls purposely on its victims' foot, causing severe and long-lasting injury.
Humidifier Demon
Humidifier Demon
The terrible combination of the water and technology demons has resulted in the creation of this disgustang creature.
Though it is known to be static, it is also very cunning. Much like Demonica Harmonica, the Humidifier Demon may appear harmless but will hit you in the head when you least expect it.
The image to the right is a rare picture of the humidifier just shortly after whacking its victim on the head and causing a probable concussion.
Maths Demons
Maths Demons
The foulest of the demon realm, attacking defenseless prey relentlessly and mercilessly. They cause severe confusion, crying, and panic, but fret not, our best researchers are developing measures to protect you from these stanky, gross, and gancy creatures. Check out our Anti-Maths page to learn how to defend yourselves from these terrible creatures.
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