HARDCORE SKATING PARkour

HARDCORE SKATING PARKOUR is a way of life established by Arsonist Stoner Fox in -1931 AD in order to restore the balance of swagness in the universe.

To become part of the cause, you must have 3 things:

1. All the Arsonist Stoner Fox Merch

2. The Holy Grail of Jared

3. The Whisper of the Fart

Once you own all 3 items, DM @Ars_Fox_weedy to become one with the HARDCORE SKATER PARKOUR gang, and thus, you help restore balance to the universe.

For those who go above and beyond, every time you walk especially valiantly, eat especially courageously, or throw a ball especially swashbucklingly, shout HARDCORE SKATING PARKOUR.