Jared

Jared is an esteemed marine biologist and one of the most highly respected workers in his field. Each day, he delves into the deep seas in order to investigate what lies below the water. His invaluable research has aided Scoopmungus in its journey to greatness. His discoveries are among the most essential of modern day society. Below are some of his most renowned and effective discoveries:

Water

Jared, having been around for dozens of millennia, was actually the first to ever discover water, a fundamental essence of life.

Water Demons

Jared discovered that unholy water seemed to be caused due to these creatures living in it.

Ocean Whisks

Jared discovered a natural remedy to counter the water demons, unholy water may be whisked to purify it.

On 26th February, 1,2003,062.5 BC Jared descended from the heavens onto Earth, enlightening all its inhabitants with the word of Scoopmungus. This day was a turning point for our planet, as the word of Scoopmungus spread across the lands, and the world began to truly thrive.

Throughout history, this day has been given importance by the vast majority of rulers from the Phoenicians to Aztecs, as Jared is globally recognized for his international scoopmungus treasures. This day is commonly celebrated with baking waffles, and offering them to your local Jared shrine in the morning, and whisking away water demons at the beach in the evening, to commemorate Jared's glory.

Jared Appears in two forms which vary according to the season:

Wet Season Jared

Wet just like a water rise.

Dry Season Jared

Dry just like my humour.

His Evil Twin Gared

Evil just like the maths demons.

Nobel Prize in Chemistry and Coolness

Jared was awarded this in 1997 for his very swag discovery of water.

Nobel Prize in Literature and Litness

Jared was awarded this in 2008 for his novel entitled "How to be Swag like Me and UR MOM"

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