Chauvism:

A Brief Introduction

The following is a summary of the concept of 'Chauvism', written by its founder in her original language: French. The text was then later translated into English. Both versions can be found below.

Le Chauvisme

Les chauvistes sont les gens qui sont contre les chauves (vous pouvez l’entendre dans le mot chauvistes).

J’ai inventé le chauvisme car mon père est chauve alors mes sœurs et moi sommes chauvistes.

Ceux qui sont chauve se sont rasé alors ils ont la tête pas mûre parce que ce raser c’est stupide.

VOUS VOULEZ VRAIMENT VOUS RETROUVER SANS CHEUVEUX !!!?

Les règles du chauvisme :

1. Si votre oncle est chauve et il vous dit d'arrêter de lui appeler 'Talisha', vous continuez parce qu'il est chauve.

2. FAITES CE QUE VOUS VOULEZ MAIS IL FAUT QUE SE SOIT CHAUVISTE!!!

Chauvism

Chauvistes are people who are against bald people, you can hear it in the word chauvistes (Chauve in French means bald).

I invented chauvism because my father is bald and so my sisters and I bully him because we are chauvistes.

Those who are bald have shaved their heads and therefore they are very dumb because shaving yourself is stupid.

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE NO HAIR?!!!

The rules of Chauvism:

1. If your uncle is bald and he asks you to stop calling him Talisha, just ignore him and keep on doing it because he’s bald.

2. DO WHAT DO YOU WANT BUT IT HAS TO BE CHAUVIST!!!

By Stella

*All of the above was made for comedic purposes. We don't hate bald people. Apart from Humpty-Dumpty. He's creepy.

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