Mort's Mungus Jokes and Riddles

Hi, it's Mort. Where to begin?

Embarrassment, yes. I'm getting paid ZERO EUROS for 40 hours a week and I can't quit, fun...

So, where to actually begin. My assistant Debbie and I make jokes and riddles (we definitely don't find them on the internet). We love our job and we are really good at it, we are not being held hostage and would not like any help on getting out of here.

A bit more about the jokes and riddles team

Our inspiration is our mutual dislike of maths, as you can already tell we are anti-maths and both had the hundred doses of our vaccine two days ago. We love cheese as it holds a very special space in our heart. We are currently studying 'How to Manage the Scoop' at the Scooperson's University which can be found on Filfla. If you wish to enrol, become a genius as it is the only way. We hope that in the future, our boss Louie will mysteriously disappear and we become the new bosses. Although we recently found out from mad Captain Dykstra that is it better to be a criminal and bomb places. You will now see a series of pictures of our boss: jk. I am not being blackmailed.