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LET THE JOKES...BEGIN!!
Q: What is it called when a cockerel sees a pile of lettuce?
A: Chicken-sees-a-salad (if you don't get it, say it fast) (still don't get it, give up).
Q: What do you call a mongoose that ran away from home?
A: Gonegoose.
Q: Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert?
A: Because he was stuffed.
Q: What is the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
A: 'Oops!'
Q: Why was the picture sent to jail?
A: It was framed.
Q: What washes up on really small beaches?
A: Micro-waves.
Q: What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A: Waist of Time.
Q: Which dog likes taking baths?
A: A Shampoodle.
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: Dam.
Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A: A can't opener.
Q: What do you call a person who likes rabbits and lives underground?
A: Warren
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