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Glavan the local valley man was feeding his demon rubbers one day...
...when they grew arms for half an hour and started producing ice cream made from mint, cocopuffs and slime.
This is the first batch they made and also the last. They're on strike until the silly chickens are released from Mungus captivity, which won't ever happen under MungusMan's regulation.
Glavan has managed to force one of the silly chickens into giving us the recipe.
Ingredients:
1 cup of specially bought Mungus flour,
2 gallons of Joe Mama's secret concoction, (found specially in Mungus stores)
4 grass-fed Mungus Mints,
1 tea spoon of cocopuffs,
3-4 scoopgantic scoops of mint or grinch flavoured slime,
2 eggs straight from satan's lair (or your local green grocer if you prefer)
This is the renowned Glavan The Great, locally known as The Guy with the Gloopy Scoops. Sike this is just our employee Malcolm. Glavan does not show his face to mere mortals, fools.
Method:
Mix the flour, mints, and cocopuffs in a 2 by 100 meter bowl, as tall as your average joe mama.
Mix Joe Mama's secret concoction, the scoopgantic scoops of slime, and the evil or locally sourced eggs in another bowl(if you want extra crunch in your ice-cream feel free to leave the egg shells in!).
Mix the two bowls together and stir until you get a green, goopy, mean-looking goop, the greener and goopier the better.
Pour the goop into a cut-out shape tray and cook it using 164200000000.56 degrees farenheit-celcius, if you desire an extra layer of richness, make sure to use flames straight from the sins of your soul to cook it.
Top Tip: After heating, make sure to chill it at the degree of your cold heart 🤍
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