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死にたい
2:39 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I want to die
まじで
2:39 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Seriously
親ばれた
2:39 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
My parents found out
腕きれい(こんなに辛いのに俗っぽい構ってちゃんみたいにリスカとかしないのあたし、褒めて?)
2:41 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
My arms are nice(I’m having such a hard time, but I’m not cutting myself like a typical attention seeker, please compliment me)
今は起こられて一段落したあと家の中必死に探して見つけたpsvitaでカキコしてます
2:42 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Now, I was scolded, and after calming down a bit I searched desperately in my house for the PSVita, which I’m using rn to type this
パソコンとiphoneは取り上げられました、良かったですね、でも意味ない
2:43 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
My computer and iPhone have been taken away, congratulations, but there’s no point
ちなみにこrはリモコン入れの中にありました
2:43 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Btw, this was in the remote controller holder
Note- I guess her house had a place to store remote controllers??
中身がないから何かに依存しないと無理だ
2:45 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
There isn’t any content, so I need to be addicted to something or I can’t
結局あたしの言動は全部(構って褒めて!!!!)てゆってるってことです
2:47 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Basically, everything I do and say means that I’m saying(Give me attention compliment me!!)
これ電池がない寂しい死にたい
2:48 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
There’s no battery in this I’m sad I wanna die
充電器がない、ない、ない、ない、ない
2:48 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
There’s no charging cable, no, no, no, no
お話したいよー!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:48 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I wanna talk~!!!!!!!!!!
どこ??????
2:49 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Where is it??????
何処まででもインターネットが見たくてたまらあい、、、どうしよー
2:50 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I just want to use the internet, no matter what it takes,,,,what should I do~
まじで治してwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
2:51 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Seriously fix this lmaooooooooooooo
怖い眠れない不安不安不安
2:56 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I’m scared can’t sleep I’m anxious I’m anxious I’m anxious
インターネット返して!!
2:57 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Give me my internet back!!
もういやだやめたいよーネットわ嫌だー
3:03 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I don’t like this I wanna stop~ I don’t want the internet~
嘘だよ?
3:03 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
That’s a lie.
Note- she has a question mark, but she’s not asking a question, so I translated it with a full stop. This makes it more accurate to the original.
明日はどうしよう、明後日も明明後日もずっとこんななのか
3:04 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
What should I do tomorrow, am I going to be like this the day after that, and then the day after?
寝れない
3:05 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I can’t sleep
親も怖いし早くしないと
3:05 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I’m also afraid of my parents too, I should hurry
全部だめだーーwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa全然
3:06 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Everything isn’t working~~lmaoooooo nothing at all
あああああごめんなさいごめんなさい本当なんだよーーーーーー
3:07 AM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
AaaaaaaaaaI’msorryI’msorry but it’s true~~~~~
konnbanwa
9:23 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Good evening
親ばれたwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe
9:24 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
My parents found out lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
マジかwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
9:25 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Seriously lmaooooooooooo
さすがだねwwwwww
9:25 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
As I expected lmaooooo
skypeやろーかな????!?
9:26 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Should I skype????!??
どーしよwww
9:33 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
What should I do lmaooo
インターネットの脅威ですねv
9:37 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
This is the how threatening the internet is lol
風呂入ってるのかな??
9:39 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Are you taking a bath?
Skypeやめます一時間まって
9:46 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I’m gonna stop skyping~it’s time wait
みんな寝たかな
10:11 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I think everyone’s asleep now
私のがあいつらより賢いから。
10:18 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I way smarter than them
ばかにすんなばか
10:19 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Don’t treat me like an idiot, you idiot
お母さんとお父さんが配信見られえたらきっと悲しいでしょう
10:28 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
If my Mother and Father saw my stream, they’d probably be sad
エロい事してるのは特に、ごめんなさい
10:29 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I’m especially sorry about doing erotic things
もうしない
10:30 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I won’t do it anymore
だってだってでもでも仕方ないんです
10:32 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Yeah but..but..I can’t help it..
何も面白くないです
10:37 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Nothing is interesting
逃げちゃだめだwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
10:39 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I shouldn’t run from my problems lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
全部まちがってるのは何もしない方がいい
10:39 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Everything’s wrong so I shouldn’t do anything
もー知らないよってやめて
10:41 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Ughh I don’t know, just stopp
Note- This could also be translated as i dont care. Could be either one sooo ye
それが怖いけどやっぱ怒られるんが怖い?
10:42 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I’m scared of that, but in the end I’m scared of being scolded?
072-しよーっと
10:44 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Imma masturbate~
えへへへへへへへへへ
10:58 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Ehehehehehehe
気持ちよかったよ
10:59 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
It felt good
後は特にない
10:59 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
There’s not much else
充電器見つけた
10:59 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Found the charging cable
すいかぷ
11:00 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Suikapu
Note- Most likely meant Sukaipu(Skype)
お話しましょう
11:00 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Let’s talk
つまんねーの
11:01 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
How boring
誕生日¼
11:01 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Birthday¼
Note- Roro’s birthday is January 4th. Idk wtf she means
明日はしよう
11:02 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Let’s do this tomorrow
明日からwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
11:02 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
From tomorrow lmaooooooooo
違うx_x,、今じゃないの
11:03 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
No x_x, I don’t mean right now
あー今じゃないのに
11:03 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Ahh~it’s not now though
生活リズムが大切
11:04 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Having a regular life rhythm is important
Note- By life rhythm, she means a regular cycle of life everyday(regular sleep schedules, eating at roughly the same time etc.). I really don’t know why Japanese people call this a life rhythm but they just do lol
全然ちがくない。今の話なんだあああああああああああああああ
11:04 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
It’s not different at all. I’m talking about right nooooowwwwwwwwwww
今は寝るのか宿題どっちあろ?
11:05 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Should I sleep now, or do my homework?
早くしないともう!!!!!!!!!!!
11:05 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
I need to do it quick!!!!!!!!!
頑張ってくだしさい、ほっとかないでね
11:07 PM · Oct 21, 2013·PlayStation®Vita
Do your best, don’t leave me alone