He Lied the Most

He lied the most And got the girl He cared the least And got the job He cheated most And no-one knew And charmed them all And all got screwed So when he died They all turned out To praise his life And moan and shout How sad they were That he was gone And silent pray To be the ones To lie the most And get the girl To care the least And get the job To cheat as well And wish they knew His ways to charm And ways to screw And some did learn His special ways To lie and cheat And safely stray So when they went They went as well To join their friend And burned in Hell