This is why I hate kids, I thought. Four of the little monsters ran around my feet, screaming in excitement.
“Why do I have to do this again?” I asked my parents, struggling to be heard of the cacophony of child sounds.
“All the adults in the neighborhood are going to a big Halloween party. Our neighbors asked if you could take their kids and some of their friends trick or treating.”
“Do I have a choice?”
My mom laughed, barely noticeable underneath her vampire makeup. “It’ll be fun! Besides, they’re paying you.”
“Fine. I’ll have the kids back by ten o’clock, put them in bed, and stay until the parents get home.” They smiled and left the house along with our neighbors. I didn’t want to do this. I had a bad feeling about it anyway, but it’s not like I could just tell them. They wouldn’t—couldn’t—understand.
“Can we go now?” one of the kids asked, tugging on my sleeve.
I smiled sweetly. “We need to wait for the sun to set.”
I didn’t know these kids that well. They ranged from six to eight years old and I’d been at college for the past several years, so the last time I saw them they were toddlers or younger. I’d babysat the oldest when he was a toddler, but the others were too young.
“Alright everyone, head to the living room,” I said, using what my friends called the “mom voice”. The kids went in and played a game, and I mentally prepared for the suffering I was about to endure. The sun finally set, and I glanced out the window. Across the street, a tall person wearing black robes was standing underneath the streetlight, staring at me through the window. The light flickered, and the person disappeared.
“C’mon kids, let’s go.” The kids got up, put their shoes on, and we headed out.
“Where are we going first Miss Addison?” they asked.
“We’ll just go a street over to start with. And just call me Addison.”
“Okay, Miss Addison!” They ran ahead, and I had to chase after them.
We went to house after house until their bags were full, then we went home. As we turned onto the street, I noticed someone standing in the middle of the road, dressed in all black.
“Kids, run into the house and lock the door.” They did so, and the figure didn’t move.
“Who are you?” I asked.
“You know me,” the figure rasped.
I shook my head. “I don’t recall meeting a creepy dude wearing all black who smells of death.”
“You would know about death, wouldn’t you?”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
The figure advanced towards me. “You have caused much death in your lifetime. Do not deny it, for I know your mind.”
“Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to stop moving towards me, or I will pepper spray you into the afterlife.” I pulled said pepper spray out of my pocket.
He continued moving towards me and pulled down his hood, revealing a frighteningly realistic skull. “I am the afterlife.”
“Bet.” I tossed the pepper spray in the air. It changed, extending into a three-foot length of Damascus steel that was glowing faintly. I caught the broadsword and the skeleton guy backed up several feet, then regained his confidence.
“You cannot kill me. I am Death.” Death raised his hand and the asphalt cracked. Skeletal fingers broke through, followed by the rest of the body. When they stood up, all six of them, Death laughed, sounding like nails on a chalkboard.
“You will fail, and we will take your life!”
I spun the sword once in my hand. “Nice try, Grimm.”
Then I charged.