My Excellent Education

My Excellent Education

by Kenn Nesbitt

How to juggle.

How to hop.

How to make

my knuckles pop.

How to whinny.

How to cluck.

How to talk

like Donald Duck.

How to wiggle

both my ears.

How to fake

convincing tears.

How to yo-yo.

Capture flies.

Roll my tongue

and cross my eyes.

How to make a

piggy snout.

How to make

my eyes bug out.

These are things

I learned in school.

Education--

Ain't it cool?