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There once was a piece of bread,
Who lived in an old, rugged shed.
He started to mold,
Then he got really old,
And smelt like he was dead.
By Macie Blandford
There once was a skateboarder named Tommy,
He fell and he yelled for his Mommy.
His mommy just laughed,
Then he cut his leg in half,
And he went to go lay in the laundry.
By Carter Bryant
There once was a fluffy, old chicken,
Who always kept right on kicking.
He first kicked a hog,
And then kicked a dog.
He kept tripping and skipping and kicking.
By Jayden Childers
There once was a boy named Billy,
Who got so very chilly.
He once had to fart,
And it smelled like a tart,
And that's why you never eat chili.
By Ava Courtney
There once was a fly named Guy,
Who didn't know how to fly.
He tried to fly
Even though he might die,
So then he became a spy.
By Kelsay Davis
There once was a bee named Cree,
Who fell in love with a tree.
But she found a flower,
And studied Eisenhower,
To get her Master's degree.
By Keyan Fish
There once was a playful boy,
Who had such a marvelous toy.
This toy was a cube,
Modded as a skewb
Which filled him up with joy.
By Karson Frey
There once was a guy named Gas,
That had to go to class.
This dude was mad
Because of his Dad,
But he still had to break some glass.
By Vanessa Hernandez-Badillo
There once was a girl with a flower.
She had just one amazing power.
She found a daisy,
Then went kinda crazy,
Then had to leave the next hour.
By Ayla Lollar
There once was a cow named Soot,
And she really liked to toot.
The trumpet she played
Right in the fifth grade,
Right when the frog lost its boot.
By Irving Luis-Orozco
There once was a guy named Larry Dave
And he forgot how to shave.
After he took a class
His face looked like brass.
Now Larry Dave knows how to shave.
By Harley Morris
There once was a guy named Flash
Who ran the 50 yard dash.
His friend named Paul
Played basketball
And climbed a tree made of ash.
By Jared Myers
Once there was a broken Polaroid
Who was always so annoyed.
Even when he got fixed
His pictures were still mixed,
And that is why you must avoid a broken Polaroid.
By Noah Phillips
There once was a dog named Brock
Who swallowed a big, giant rock.
He swallowed it whole,
And turned into a mole,
Until he got hit with a sock.
By Connor Ramey
There once was a girl named Brute,
Who wanted to learn how to shoot.
She decided to rap,
And started to clap,
And finally learned how to shoot.
By Kimberlyn Simpson
There once was a guy named Paul
Who bought a basketball.
He wanted to roll it,
But instead he sold it.
Now he has too many dolls.
By Eli Smith
There once was a man you could squish.
He kinda looked like a fish.
He loved to swim
And then broke a limb.
Now he's a delicious dish.
By Tanna Tatlock
There once was a man named LeBron.
He flopped like a fish on the lawn.
He dribbled the ball
Till he hit the big wall,
And then he got broken by Shaun.
By Landon Tetrick
There once was a poem of words
And there were a lot of birds.
The birds had cakes
And also lots of lakes,
But the bird was such a nerd.
By Brianna Thomas
There once was a man named Jason
Who went to the fair in Dayton.
He played baseball
And threw up on the wall.
He then ran away from Peyton.
By Clayton Thompson
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