There once was a man with a frog,
Who made friends with a razorback hog.
They committed a crime,
and had to serve time,
In a cell with an Eskimo dog.
by Jacqui Long
There once was a girl named Sky,
Who was very sly.
She captured a squirrel,
and got a referral.
Then the squirrel said good bye!
By Addie Diseroad-Watts
There was an old black cat
Who met an old fat bat.
They met up with a clock
and the clock could talk!
Then they found out their dad was a rat.
by Abby Schooler
There once was a man named Fran
Who had a big black van.
He had a bag -
it was filled with a mag.
No wonder he was a hitman.
by Brayden McManaway
There once was a cat with no fur,
Who often did not want to purr.
He ate a nice big cake,
until he got a belly ache,
And then he would purr for sure.
by Peyton McKay
There once was a baseball
That went to the mall.
The ball got a bat
and that went splat!
He was run over by a big haul.
by Emily Cravens
There once was a man with a dog.
The dog had a big blog.
A cat liked a bat.
The bat was called Matt.
The dog lived in a smoggy bog.
by Justice Wood
There once was a man called George.
He sat down and ate some porridge.
He had such fun,
that he ate his son.
George no longer loves to eat porridge!
by Katie Roberts
There once was a shark named Mark,
Who loved to lurk in the dark.
One night he snuck
out with a sea duck,
And came to a national park.
by Marsha Vandiver
There once was a man named Huck,
Who played football with Andrew Luck.
Luck left his football behind
and Huck lost his mind,
On Luck's way he met this duck named Truck.
by Paige Burton
There once was a piece of candy.
The candy's name was Andy.
A boy came to play
but then ran away
And stole a girl named Sandy.
by Carson Cowan
There once was a dog who ate pickles.
He also swallowed some shiny nickles.
His name was Benny
and he ate so many,
He turned into a catcus that prickles.
by Karlie Williamson
There once was a very fat chick
Who ate a big fat stick.
She became very mad
and, yes, she was bad.
Oh no - she got hit with a brick!
by Amelia Gravelin
There once was a gator with a horn.
A horn made of candy corn.
Unfortunately one day
children came out to play
And ate his horn - how forlorn!
by Paul Skimina
There once was a turtle.
The turtle loved to curtle.
He'd go in his shell
and he'd ring a bell.
That's the story of Myrtle the Turtle.
by Anthony Noe
There once was a boy with a horn,
Who had its own laughing corn.
It laughed at a dog,
and had its own fog.
Then there was no longer more corn.
by Destini Myers