Class of 2018 - 2019

There once was a turtle named Bob.

He had an old stinky job.

He moped the floors,

But he had to do more,

So he quit his old stinky job.

By Gracie Barrett

There once was a fat, old dog

Who tried to swallow a frog.

He made so much chatter,

They coated him in batter,

Then he sat on the couch like a log.

By Emma Belser

There once was a witch named Mitch.

Her voice had a very high pitch.

She lived in a cave,

That was strongly made,

With her boyfriend whose name was Jitch.

By Jaycee Burton

There once was a turtle named Chong.

He liked to say bing bong.

He did a test,

He tried his best,

But he was always wrong.

By Skylar Childers

There once was a book named Hook.

He was stolen and taken to a brook.

He was thrown in the water,

Then he saw an otter,

And now Hook is no longer a book.

By Addi Crawhorn

“Good soldiers follow orders!” you say.

But something seems different today.

A chip in your head,

A Jedi lies dead.

Your edges are starting to fray.

By Sam Crawhorn

There once was a boy named Mella.

He liked to collect umbrellas.

He found some pickles,

That gave him the tickles,

Then he saw his best friend Stella.

By Jessie Deleon

There was an old man named Larry

And he was very hairy.

When he went to sleep,

He slept on his feet,

Which made him look very scary.

By Deb Dewees

There once was a cow named Cow.

She was best friends with a plough.

One day she got fat,

She had a great cat,

Her cat liked to go "meow".

By Grace Fultz

There once was a blow-up bear

Who was full of lots of air.

He liked to give cuddles,

He also liked bubbles,

But then he got a tear.

By Caelan Long

There once was a chair who ate Claire.

That was really, really rare.

Claire made him stop,

So he ate the mop,

But the chair just didn't care.

By Payton Morris

There once was a man named Yeet

Who sat in someone's seat.

The person caught him,

And yelled, "I've got him!",

And then he died from the heat.

By Jayson Music

There once was a cow

Who loved to eat chow.

One day in spring,

He had a ring,

The ring went away in the chow.

By Carolina Sanchez

There once was a man named Pete.

He threw a rock like "Ya-Yeet"!

It hit Baron

Whose mom was Karen,

And she sued him for all of his loot.

By Brayden Schoettmer

There once was a boy named Teddy.

His best friend was named LIttle Eddie.

He loved his dog,

His name was Bog.

Some people thought he was petty.

By Kenna Streeval

There once was a chicken wing.

His friend was a sauced King.

He went to Taco Bell,

He got his nachos and yelled,

And then he got to sing.

By Bella Turner