There once was a piece of ham
That hated strawberry jam.
It smothered the berries
Which looked like cherries
Who loved taking final exams.
By Jackson Barker
There once was a girl named Kaekae
Who wanted to learn how to nae nae.
She traveled the world
And saw a big squirrel
Who taught her how to do the nae nae!
By Faith Barrett
There once was a man who could rhyme
He was the best in his prime.
He practiced in a dojo
But then lost his mojo
And then became a mime.
By NIck Belser
"No, no, no", said Mo.
"I won't shovel the snow!
I won't do the chores
It'll make me so sore
I'd rather go to a show."
By MacKenzie Bieker
I wanted to have some bows
But there were too many rows.
I lost my mind
There were too many designs
So now I have all the bows.
By Jadyn Burton
There once was a farmer with crops
Who had to go to some shops.
He bought some shoes
Then got a big bruise
And now when he walks his knee pops.
By Wyatt Burton
There once was an old man
Who thought he had a good tan
He had no money
To go buy some honey
So now he lives in his van.
By Jordan Campbell
There was a young girl named Ash
Who wanted lots of cash.
So she went to the bank
And the coins went CLANK!
And then she was back in a flash.
By Braelynn Cox
There once was a man named Paul
And he was very tall.
This dude had some cash
And he had a moustache
But even Paul has to fall.
By Trynyn Goins
There once was a student teacher
Who was a very strange creature.
He liked small turtles
And ran some hurdles
Someday he'll be a great teacher!
About Mr. Bowman
There once was an old goat
Who owned a new sailboat.
It soon came to pass
That from his wrecked mast
He had to get an insurance quote.
By Aiden Harrison
There once was a boy named Bowley
He wanted to learn how to rolly.
He traveled along
And found the song
Now he knows how to rolly.
By Liza Henderson
There once was a girl named Fish
Who had a generous wish.
She told her friend Gold
To do as she was told
And now Fish has no wish.
By Cadence Moore
There once was a very old dog
And he had a green tree frog.
He hopped out the house
And bumped into a mouse
But then he jumped onto a log.
By Deanne Neville
There once was a guy named Kip
Who wanted to learn how to whip.
He saw a big spider
And his spirits got higher
And then Kip learned how to whip.
By Zoey Sida
There once was a kid named I
Who wanated to be a Jedi.
One summer he went
And pitched up a tent
Before realizing there was no wi-fi.
By Morgan Sizemore
There once was a man with a ball
He threw the ball at the wall.
The ball flung back
And turned his eye black
Now he has a doctor to call.
By Walker Smith
There once was a king crab
Who wanted to learn how to dab.
The king was so mad
His dab was so bad
And he ended up having a scab.
By Kyah Streeval
There once was a guy named Flash
Who lived in the local trash.
This dude had a mood
Because of the food
Which gave him an ugly rash.
By Lily Turner
This year my teacher learned to dab
Then she fell and got a scab.
She skinned her knee
When she bumped into a tree
And then she took a taxi cab.
By Mrs. Nogan