Class of 2015 - 2016

There once was a mocking jay,                                                     There once was a chicken patty,

on a very sunny day.                                                                      That had a chatty daddy.        

  She liked to play                                                                              He liked to meow and

  and liked to say                                                                                in plays he would bow.      

I am the Mocking Jay.                                                                    He always lived in an alley.    

     By Peyton Belt                                                                               By Darby Brey

There once was a snowman named Scott.                                    There once was a dog,

He didn't do well when he was hot.                                                Who tripped in the fog.

  He was having some fun                                                                 He ate a phone

  when out came the sun.                                                                  and hurt his bone.

And now our friend Scott is not!                                                       Then was scared by a log.   

     By Gracie Crawhorn                                                                         By Aidan Day

There once was a goat,                                                                There once was a guy who went jogging.

who wanted to sail a boat.                                                            But he used his noggin.

  Across the seas                                                                             One day he said

  with a crew of trained fleas                                                             I'm glad I'm not dead.

While wearing a long coat.                                                           So he went and bought a toboggan.

     By Caleb Dewey                                                                           By Christian Elliott

There once was a pig with a jig,                                                    There once was a girl named Mary,

Who danced with a fancy old twig.                                                Who loved her milky dairies.

  He fell on his face                                                                          Six weeks past

  while the stage was in place.                                                         but she did not last.

And stood up with a scar that was big.                                          So she sold her brother Larry.

     By Devin Hamilton                                                                         By Peishi Liu      

There once was a girl who sailed,                                                There once was a man named Dave,

But at it, she always failed.                                                            Who always liked to shave.

  But try as she might,                                                                       One day he got cut

  it never turned out right.                                                                   and went to the hut,

Then she was put in jail to be bailed.                                            And there he became a slave.     

     By Tessia Long                                                                             By Desirae Michaels

There once was a guy named Ben,                                            There once was a girl named Gracie,

He had a lot of hens.                                                                   She went to find her friend Lacy.

  A hen named Gus,                                                                      Two girls named Jen

  and a hen named Dus,                                                                and a boy named Ben,

And then there were more than ten.                                            But she never found her friend Lacy!    

     By Ceira Myers                                                                             By Gracie Myers

There was a shark with a smile,                                                  There once was a boy named Fly,    

So big you could see it from a mile.                                             He couldn't keep up with the sky.       

  He said to all his friends,                                                              He then tried to fly,

  I think it's too wide at the end.                                                      even though he could die.

It was a little too big for his style.                                                And he then ate a good apple pie.    

     By Hannah Pile                                                                           By Aaliyah Schmidt

There once was a dog named Cat,                                            There once was a pig named Quack,

Who liked to wear really pretty hats.                                           Who liked to eat lots of Tic Tacs.

  One had a feather,                                                                      He had a Tic Tac,

  Another was made of leather.                                                     it was nis nick-nack.         

While wearing one, he hit a ball with a bat.                                But he ate it, and now he can't quack!

     By Madison Sellers                                                                     By Mason Smith      

There once was a very sad Daddy,                                            There once was a woman named Mom,

He played basketball very badly.                                                She said, "How do you get to google.com?".

  His shoes were squeaky,                                                            Her son came in,

  he couldn't be sneaky.                                                                 and said to ask a hen.

Because the sky was so cloudy.                                                And then she dropped the com bomb.

     By Serenity Smith                                                                      By Isaiha Steinke