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There once was a little old frog
That jumped on a big fat log.
He jumped to a bed
and fell on his head
And now he is in the fog.
by Amber Bailey
There once was a house made of logs
And outside was a mudpit for hogs.
They played in the grass
and liked to eat glass
There was also a problem with frogs.
by Graysen Beatty
There once was a doughnut
Whose friend was a coconut.
He lived on a beach
with his sister named Peach
Who gave him an awful bowl cut.
by Bryson Burton
Tim wore rubber bands on his wrist
For each item on his to-do list.
But the more he forgot
the bigger it got
So now it's a big rubber fist.
by Colton Burton
There once lived a boy near the ocean
Who thought he'd found a magical potion.
He took a big drink
and started to think
It tasted just like suntan lotion.
by Cash Cunningham
There once was a kid that was boss
And his friend was covered with moss.
They went to the house
and he put on a blouse
Now he was as boss as Rick Ross.
by Nicholas Detling
There once was a big fat cow
Who wanted his food right now.
The cow was very ugly
and yet it was snuggly
He got knocked out and pow - he's down!
by Kemper Goins
There once was a man who ate bread
He had some seeds on his head.
Some birds came down
and stumbled around
Eating the seeds off his head.
by Shelby Graham
There once was a man named Rick
Who married a nice little chick.
The chick ate a stick
and then she hit Rick
Next Rick got hit with a brick.
by Chris Gravelin
There once was a little white dog
Who wanted to write a big blog.
He jumped to the chair
and got good air
But he couldn't log into his blog.
by Abriann Hinton
There was an old man in a tree
Who was horribly bored by a bee.
When they asked, "Does it buzz"?
He replied, "Yes, it does"!
It's a regular brute of a bee.
by Mikhai Lain
I wish my sister Judy would share
That way I'd have some clean underwear.
It's hard to believe
that she loves me
If she won't share some to wear.
by Brooke Link
There was an old man in a tree
Who was horribly bored by a bee.
When they asked, "Does it sting"?
He replied, "And it rings".
It's a regular thing of a bee.
by Courtney Mathis
Silly little pug on my lap
Taking his usual nap.
Curled up in a ball
and looking so small
Then suddenly falls through the gap.
by Keagan Padfield
There once was a pair of jays
But the people called them hayes.
They went to the store
to get some more
But they still liked to gaze.
by Riley Palmeter
There once was a great big dog
Who laid down on a log.
The dog fell on a cat
and had a great big splat
Now both of them are fighting in the fog.
by Sean Pavy
There once was a man from Peru
Who was shot with an old 22.
He became a ghost
and he was most
A man from a dead shoe.
by Rudy Perez
There once was a big house
And in that house was a mouse.
The mouse liked to nibble
on the other pets' kibble
And sometimes on his owner's blouse.
by Camron Thompson
There once was a spotted brown cow
Who lives in the pasture now.
She makes chocolate milk
as smooth as silk
And I don't know exactly how.
by Caleb Turner
There once was a teacher of 5th grade
Whose students desks wanted to trade.
She said, "If you wait till the end
you can sit by a friend,
But for now you'll sit in the seats that I've made".
by Mrs. Nogan
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