Ted's Montana Grill

Bozeman, 22 May 2016

The Knob Creek at Ted's is bucking like

a stubborn young gelding unbridled by bitters

And different from un-rung and thus unaccounted for

Blue ribbon long necks I once tendered to

a hopelessly forlorn drunk at this watering hole

which is why I feel obliged to advise you

Never heed aphorisms on a cocktail coaster

unless it says ride a fast horse