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A gangly stickman with red eyes who gives out free brains.
If you get in a five-foot radius of him you will pass out. You will awaken 5 minutes later with a better brain.
He seems to be made of crayon wax and holds a brain at all times to implant into people.
Get near him if you wanna be smart.
Get near him twice, as that would be a waste of a perfectly good brain.