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Entity 34 is Mordecai. A mix of the Jewish figure, and the popular cartoon network bird, this entity is extremely hostile. It attacks with complete and utter power. Its favorite catchphrases are "woaaahhhhhh" and "Hmmph Hmmph Hmph Hmph" of which it says whenever excited (usually on top of its last victim's corpse)
It will tear you limb from limb on sight, and will refuse to hold back. It isn't one for niceties, however if you engage in conversation with it, it may be temporarily neutralized. The only way to defeat it is to beat it in video games, however finding one is hard in the infinite Best Buy of level 76. If you fail to defeat it, it will kill you with Death Kwon Do, an elite martial art restricted to few.
It appears to be a polygonal anthropomorphic Blue Jay.
Try to beat it in video games
fight it head on