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:D is a disgusting creature that seems to be a human with paper-thin skin and slime covering it from head to toe. It is always smiling and has a faraway, unfocused look in its eyes.
It seems to appear in the dark if it senses someone there. Groups have said they have seen multiple, although it has been proven many times there is only one. We believe it has some sort of effect that can either clone itself or make people hallucinate it being there. After appearing, it will simply stare, and you will stare back. People have said they tried to turn and run but some effect, like an invisible force, stopped them. They are forced to watch until the creature leaves. This has been seen to take at least 5 minutes and at most 7 weeks (as recorded). If the person watching dies then their corpse will still stand and stare. Survivors had reported feeling uneasiness and fear at first, but then slowly they saw the face morph into a loved one. They said they talked and talked, but camera footage (courtesy of computer man) showed that all they did was stare, as the face of the monster stayed the same. The leading theory is, once again, hallucination. We have not been able to find a reason for this creature's existence, although I think Dyaros was simply trying to add a new threat to this already deadly plane of existence.
It has thin, opaque skin, which you can see through for a murky view of the "organs". I say organs loosely though since there is but one organ repeated through the body. We have found 73 beating hearts in the body of this creature. They beat at different times, making a pulsing effect. In the head, there seems to be some sort of hard material forcing the mouth open, and the eyes are simply clumps of colored skin. A lot of the time its limbs are hidden in the darkness it inhabits, but if you do see them you will notice that in the place of hands is lumpy spheres, and the feet are nothing but squishy lumps of skin.
Avoid the dark
If you find it, hope it leaves quickly
Look for it