What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?_

*Joke of the day!* 

_What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?_

Great Thought in *Modified* Version....

*Wife* is like a *TV* and *Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE.*

At home  you *watch* TV,

but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.

Sometimes you *enjoy* TV.

But most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE.

TV is (as good as) *free* for life.

But for the MOBILE, if you don't *pay,* the services will be *terminated.*

TV is *big, bulky* and most of the time *old.*

But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable.*

Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable.*

But for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding.*

TV has a *remote.*

But MOBILE *doesn't.*

Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen)

But with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not)!!!!😝

Last but not least....!

Yet TV s are superior because

TVs don't have *viruses,*

but MOBILEs often *do....!!!!*😂

And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen.*

*_Take Care._*

Stick to TV only..!!!