Justin’s take on social drinking, being a bonding experience with a focus on vulnerability and trust is really intriguing. It is interesting that intoxication on a regular basis for socially bonding with fellow human beings is a very human thing. The fact that that us humans do not necessarily care about survival at all times and rely on one another during the intoxication process signifies that we look at life and survival different from other species. We are willing to shorten our lifespans for a bond, and ultimately prefer short term enjoyment over longterm benefit. We enable each other to drink as well, and it could be interesting to share this type of bond with an artificial creature. In the following, I will provide a diary log entry of a person’s experience on how bonding with a non-human creature through substance looked like.
February is almost ending and I have no recollection of January. 9 to 5 shifts, a demanding boss, and boring colleagues are all I have since the day I started working for this company. My only joy has been to drink and sleep, all alone. For a change —not so much a change— I decided to go out for a drink. Mind you, this would be alone as well; I had no motivation to meet someone new.
Wanting something different, I chose a pub I don’t usually: Sally’s place, a few blocks away. As a man unhappy with his life, searching for happiness down the bottom of bottles, I ordered a myself a cheap scotch. Just as I was about to take my first sip of the night, I was saluted by a stranger sitting across the bar. He was alone, perched on a stool just like me, on a Wednesday at 6 pm. It took me a second to make sense of this gesture. Then I realised: it was one of those stupid state sponsored robots designed to companion the loners and the losers of the city, which had a bunch.
I’d been hearing about these robots from the people at the office, not until today I had an encounter with any of them. From what I heard, they roam the streets of Rotterdam, sit and drink at empty pubs, in an attempt to spot the losers like I and talk us out of our misery.
As we took our sips simultaneously I knew what was to happen. After I put my glass back down, it walked toward me, clearly intending to sit and ruin my night. It asked to join me for a drink; I didn’t respond. I’d had enough fake socialisation at work today, and I thought conversing with a pity robot was the last thing I needed. Nevertheless, it sat down and asked:
“Tough day?”
I responded aggressively, “Mind your own business, alright? I’m just trying to get some peace of mind here” —words I would regret later. It didn’t seem to be bothered by my response; I wasn’t sure if it was too stupid to understand me or just programmed to ignore my hostility. It replied:
“Sometimes all we want is a peace of mind. Let’s have this one drink together, and you can tell me about what’s been bothering you. I’ll leave if you don’t enjoy my companionship.”
On a second thought, I needed someone to vent to. That one drink turned into two, and later more. I felt the sense that it was actually listening to me, unlike those selfish people at work who only think about themselves. This stupid robot was able to give me a sense of comfort, I ended up pouring my heart out. Although I hate to admit, my encounter with this machine was the closest I have felt with a “human” in this lonely, depressed city.