hitler-the-real-story

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Hitler had an underdeveloped sense of humor and even from childhood, when his classmates poddevali unusual shape of the tail, not like when laughed at. When teachers of the Austrian Academy of Fine Arts, who loved to express pretentious and figuratively, with the words "KG / AM" and "this sucks!" Returned him to his paintings, Hitler did not appreciate the humor, got angry and promised to answer them, that the furnace he will send them.Teachers had a good laugh. But in vain.

Hitler was going to marry Stalin . But as soon as agreeing to marry, the couple made a big clumsy mahalovku in Poland. Divorce has lasted almost 2 years and has established 22 June 1941 by mutual consent.

Throughout his life, Hitler dreamed of Russian release from the mat, vodka and Stalin, to visit Moscow and to light a good party at the Kremlin, asNapoleon , and almost realized his dream, but the reactionary power ofRussia did not issue him a visa, as erroneously considered it "abstractionist".

Adolf Aloizovich could not read and write in their native language, but got a job through connections to the Reichstag, where he began to work with documents. The letters he in connection with illiteracy could only make rubbings with paper, which presented him a fellow Ebbels. Substitute Ebbelsu important document any nonsense or compromising was the favorite drawing of another officer by the name of Stirlitz .

Hitler had his own bunker. For a long time, the location of the bunker remained known only to him and his staff. Observed in the 21 th century, was inhabited by a group of stalkers , cybersquatters under rukovoditelstvom Evil and named the site Stalker-Zone (according to other sources - Stalker-Hren). Also, according to objective sources, this bunker was under their control before our era, but was captured due to blunt yuzerstva Evil .

Hitler loved children. In the 20 years after the revolution of Clara Zetkin and Rosa Luxemburg of Hitler seriously bothered sobriety hermanskih preschool age children and organized a children's temperance societies - Hitler .

Hitler was also a British spy . This fact is confirmed by the non-aggression on England, as well as combining the brothels with spetskontslageryami for random British POWs.

He died in poverty and abandoned by all, as befits an artist who realized his dream - to get drunk yadu before losing consciousness.

The body was burned Mossad officers at his dacha during the celebration of the victory in the Second Sacred War. kebab , according to the staff, went excellent.

Hitler in his childhood.

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The wedding Hitler and Stalin

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Hitler poses for a promotional poster incendiary parties in Moscow

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The Nazis were the first to develop ahuge fighting robots .

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Hitler parodies Chaplin for writing "Self-Portrait with the globe"

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Posters students in memory of Hitler

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