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Intangible boys (Pacanus Realnius, in accordance with zhydovskoy propaganda - the kingdom Zhyvotnye , podtsarstvo Unicellular class imbeciles, the family PsevdoGumanoidy) - this psevdorazumnaya form of life, spread over a relatively short period of time for most of the earth's surface. Science subspecies known weight of these creatures, which differ, as a rule, external attributes and the level of manifestation of its essence. A distinctive feature of the Intangible kids is the lack ofMosca and his ability to eat. The man, whose mosk ate Intangible boys, turns into one of them.
Origin
Origin
Unrealistically stupidboys (Pacanus Realnius, Degeneratus Classus)
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The nature of this phenomenon is very mysterious. There are many theories describing Intangible boys. Among the most famous - the theory of regressive development, asserting that the Intangible boys are a product of human degradation, the legal theory of aggression, according to which the boys have created Intangiblelawyers to fight against the people (first and second intelligent life forms, respectively), and the theory of alien invaders , whose adherents believe that the Intangible boys were abandoned to our alien civilization to conquer the world. It is known that the possibility of Intangible boys predicted by Darwin in the second volume of "The Origin of Species." However, fearing their own conclusions Darwinburned the second volume of his immortal work.Known for certain only that emerged in Lyubertsy , the phenomenon has spread to all the expanses of the country Erefii .
Etymology
Etymology
Many minds of the XX and XXI century broke over the brain, where did the name went so unusual Intangible boys.Undoubtedly, first and foremost the scientific community tried to trace the etymology of such strange words as a kid . The research results were shocking, first and foremost for themselves boys. So, what actually does this word mean - boy? Will not spread ideas on the tree , and a quote from the scientific work [1] under the authorship of Teachers ZN Lyustrovoy, LI Skvortsova and V. Derjaguin:
Kid. According to a member of the Academy of Sciences of the USSR Trubachev in the formation of this word is used expressive suffix and root word Patsyuk ... Patsyuk means"pig" and "rat" . The very root of the word comes from the interjections, words that beckon pigs "patsyu-patsyu" .
According to another theory, a mysterious term is a diminutive form of prison-Jewish-Jedi "shmuck", signifying nothing, as x * st . Consequently, the equatorial kid - equatorial small x * th ...
One of the names also treats drevnearabskaya ligature: a kid - he's Passau pastsancheg - this ancient intellectuals athletes competing in a long time a secret ritual event , which is not spoken in the ear. One of the brightest representatives of this rite of Guy de Maupassant, as saying: "Passanchegi - is Intelligent drevopiteki our century."
There is also a theory that the boys created Intangible Cthulhu , zohavav brain of the first Bothans and sending it zohavyvat brains of everyone he met
Features
Features
Sometimes Intangible boys are given philosophical questions.
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A distinctive feature of the Intangible boys is dependent on beer and semok - the main meaning of their existence (in this case are similar to other species - "Gopnik). Among other meanings of being known as " car "," heifer "and" mabilki "- the main themes of discussions Intangible boys, who, along with beer and make all their artless livelihoods. From this, in particular, the adepts repel third theory, claiming that after the final destruction and assimilation of people and lawyers , alien invaders destroyed all the breweries on the planet.Patsancheki communicate with each other in a special language - the branching of the Old Church, call it a bazaar or Fenya. There is also the passwords and codes that are exchanged patsanchiki.Usually, they ask whether there is smoke, a couple of cents (rubles) or how to get to the library, and depending on the answer they identify his companion - to which the rank and stratum of society belongs to this individual and that it can be done. A significant achievement of boys is an association (contamination) of two independent words "pure" and "specifically" in a new context with other deep meaning - "a pure concrete. Intangible boys love songs about boys Intangible, which describes an interesting proportion of this brotherhood, how cool to sit in jail and write letters to Mom's will, to kill one another, how cool to drink beer and vodka liters in yards, of the infamous ments and how they love The kids.
An important attribute of intangible kid is Capcom . It was found that Capcom has played an important social and physiological role in the life of Intangible boys. To attempt to separate from the brain Capcom equatorial ridge boy reacts violently, as Capcom is removed together with the same scion of the skull.
Enemies of the Intangible boys are nerdy and multicellular (as well as any creature with the brain and intelligence), non-alcoholic beer, evolution , and small breasts (which are the enemies of every living creature).
Habitats Intangible kids are great cities. In small perdyaevkah lives sibling species, rustic Gopnik .
Intangible boys are very fond of ambushes in the doorways, but that the ambush is very easy to calculate ahead of time on the typical sounds of flatulence occurring from excessive consumption nechischennyh semok and cheap liquor.
Digestive system
Digestive system
In their natural habitat
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Since Intangible boys are very different from nerialnyh boys, as well as all other members of the progressive nedegerativnogo the world's population, they have the same special and digestive system. Intangible many boys, of course, is generally considered a vestige of her.
It works, in fact, in a simplified mode: identifying food absorbed Intangible kid, she looks in her symptoms semachek or beer. If the resemblance is not - this material is immediately sent to the intestines and hammered out there amongst other stuff for ages (as we know, Intangible guys are not shit, though always want to shit).
Finding beer, the system instantly sends it to recharge Mosca and veins. Semachki system sends a mosquito, blunt it further. And as semachki enter the stomach. Why - it is not clear.
Mad scientists to schedule the adoption of Intangible kid food. Breakfast - beer. Lunch - Beer with semachkami. Lunch - Semachki. Dinner - Semachki. If hungry at night - hulls semachek.
There are also Intangible boys, chewing the cud. In the opinion of scientists is bespoloumnyh VZHPRP (Great Chewing paradox Intangible kids) - they in fact believe that chewing gum does not exist, ostensibly instead equatorial kid chew their own language.
Narmalnye divchenki
Narmalnye divchenki
Importantly, and other creatures class of degenerates, which closely Intangible boys - nArmalnyh divchenok . Narmalnye difchenki differ from Intangible boys only physiologically and necessary first for the second (see " there Mosk ) method of self-reproduction. On the tongue Intangible boys narmalnye difchenki called "heifers" (less common name "sheep", "mare", etc.), which in turn call the bulls first (options: "Kazlu," etc.), which is more proof that they are meant for each other.Ways to combat
Importantly, and other creatures class of degenerates, which closely Intangible boys - nArmalnyh divchenok . Narmalnye difchenki differ from Intangible boys only physiologically and necessary first for the second (see " there Mosk ) method of self-reproduction. On the tongue Intangible boys narmalnye difchenki called "heifers" (less common name "sheep", "mare", etc.), which in turn call the bulls first (options: "Kazlu," etc.), which is more proof that they are meant for each other.Ways to combat
The story, however, I would like to end on an optimistic note. Humanity and lawyersdeveloped a number of ways of dealing with Intangible boys, the most effective among them, of course, is the atomic bomb and napalm. It is estimated that the cost of the destruction of one intangible kid in terms of their compact residence is about $ 20, which is affordable for everyone. Side effects such as destruction of so many people and some are minor compared to the achievable common good. It is also against the Intangible kids work well Jedi swords and police batons. For lack of such techniques can be usedkung-fu : for example, roundhouse kicks or a kick in the balls . Vital organ intangible kid is Capcom . Annihilation Capcom implies imminent death of media. You can also download the intangible boy to death (as we know, their IQ is extremely low). There are individuals who are enough to say that "in terms of commonplace erudition each local individual the right to ignore the trend of its paradoxical emotions and those waiting for an immediate death.You can also try the word "restructuring" (best with an explanation of the term), "Discrimination", "deoxyribonucleic acid", etc.
Devchenkus Normalnius, Degeneratus Classus
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