eideticremembrancesof1959
You don't know? Well, you soon will !
(Is it David or Richard? - You can't really tell the difference when their pants reach all the way to their necks.)
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[Webmaster: Are you ready for the reunion? If not, you better get ready. It will soon be here! We're anxious to see you. You won't have any trouble recognizing us. We each look almost the same as we did when we each left old Handley High in search of fame and fortune many years ago. Of course, that will require a little imagination on your part and a little nip and tuck on our part. But that just goes without saying. I'm certain your own experience will supply you with ample understanding about that.]
Jane helping David get ready for the reunion.
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Thinking Test
We now have a "Thinking Test" designed to give you the intellectual self-confidence to use this web site effectively. This programmed instruction test has only four questions. Each question is followed by the rationale for the question and the answer to the question. Just click on the following link to begin the "Thinking Test."
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Headline News
Classmates Tease Webmaster
I just wanted all of you to know that Ann, Kaye & Marilyn have been making fun of your beloved webmaster's nerdish qualities at our recent reunion planning meeting:
Just because I naturally blended in at the old TCU mathematics graduate student hangout doesn't mean my classmates should make fun of me.
Ann, Kaye, & Marilyn
Aren't they just terrible?
Did you notice the slide rules hanging from Ann's and Kaye's belts? Now that's just going too far ! I hope you make it to the reunion so you can see what else they might try. As you can see, propriety has no bounds with this jocular triad of beauties.
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It is truly amazing at the level of agreement that is obtained in our meetings. When Kaye composes the meeting minutes the result of each and every motion is always virtually the same--100 percent agreement.
Kaye: "So then we are all in agreement. I'll note that in the meeting minutes."
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Notice
The Board of Directors wants you to know that if you don't like the arrogated, high-handed way our webmaster is operating just let them know and they'll put a stop to it. In a few instances the picture captions don't really reflect actual statements made at our meetings.
[Webmaster: In all fairness, my therapist tells me that I'm not responsible for being that way. She says it is due to my bad upbringing and my low self-image going back fifty years or so to my high school days. She says that my being trained by the Army to kill didn't help much either.]
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Story About Three Anonymous Alumni
Richard's & Jerry's Discussion Activity
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Webmaster Wisdom
(Collected from others, of course)
Monday's Wisdom: Jane McConnell tells folks that she'd "like to live in the fast lane, but unfortunately she's married to a speed bump." [Webmaster: "'Fast lane?' 'speed bump?' Like, what does driving have to do with anything? She didn't go to HHS, so she didn't learn to express herself well like we did. When you see her, just smile like you understand what she's talking about. My name's David. Why is she always calling me Speed Bump? I don't get it!"]
Tuesday's Wisdom: "Life's too short to dance with ugly cowboys."
[Webmaster: "Thanks, Ann, but I'd still like to be added to your dance card. I've found an exception that you didn't anticipate. I'm not really a cowboy. I just dress like one to fool Clayton."]
Wednesday's Wisdom: "Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park." [Webmaster: "Thanks, Jamey. That's real comforting."]
Thursday's Wisdom: "Consider old guys; we're high mileage, but low in maintenance." [Webmaster: "Thanks, Clayton, them are good words to live by."]
Friday's Wisdom: "Do not start with me; you will go down." [Webmaster: "Thanks, Linda. I'm sure Jamey understands that by now."]
Saturday's Wisdom: "Marriage is finding that one particular person that you can annoy for the rest of your life." [Webmaster: "Thanks, Richard. I never thought of it that way before now."
Sunday's Wisdom: "This marriage has been interrupted by football." [Webmaster: "Thanks, Marsha. You have a very finely honed sensory acuity. Whoa, wait just a minute. These marriage interruptions raise serious questions about just which anniversary you should be celebrating. After subtracting all of Richard's football watching, it may only be 5 years of non-interrupted marriage. Better check that out before celebrating your next anniversary."]
Well, there you have it, a whole week's worth of wisdom. Apply it and you will most certainly excel in life.
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IRS 1040 Tax Form
The 2008 tax time draweth near. Therefore, as a service to our classmates we are making available the IRS 1040 (Simplified) Form for your use.
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