classmateanecdotes
Classmate Anecdotes
An anecdote is a short tale narrating an interesting or amusing biographical incident.
If you can't figure out which of your classmates is in view in the various anecdotes on this page I've provided some hints below the anecdotes.
Who Is?
Which one of our classmates had the nickname "Mousy"?
[Webmaster: I know the answer to this one.]
Which one of our classmates had the nickname "the dude"?
[Webmaster: I'll give you a hint: it's a guy.]
Which of our classmates owns his or her own business?
[Webmaster: I can think of several who do.]
Which of our classmates made his wife-to-be her engagement ring himself and made it out of bailing wire?
Webmaster: Do we really have a classmate that is that romantic?
Which of our classmates earned a doctorate degree?
[Webmaster: I know of one. Maybe there are more?]
Which of our classmates fell off of her donkey while on a 7 mile ride up a mountain?
[Webmaster: Ok, who's the last person in our class that you think would even get on a donkey?]
Which of our classmates officially declared "Howdy Week" a success.
[Webmaster: OK, here's a hint: It had to be someone with official standing. Drat it, now I've given it away."
Which of our classmates is a world traveler?
[Webmaster: One is traveling the world right now.]
Which of our classmates became a cheerleader and spent the night alone with her college football team?
[Webmaster: You're not gonna believe this! Surely, not our sweet, adorable _______! Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's true.]
Which of our classmates ended up in the Fort Worth jail after trying to sneak upon a classmate parked with his girlfriend?
[Webmaster: Yep! It really did happen, but to whom?]
Which of our classmates is most likely to trip the light fantastic with grace and poise on the dance floor at our reunion after having completed 30 dance lessons?
[Webmaster: I hope she learned to compensate for klutzy partners.]
Which of our classmates fell into the church baptistery at his friend's wedding?
[Webmaster: Aw, come on, you've got to be kidding? No. It's true. One of our classmates is a klutz.]
Which of our classmates was declared to be "unusual"?
[Webmaster: Say, that could fit a lot of us, but in this case it was put into print.]
Which one of our classmates tried to "egg" his work place, but instead ended up "egging" the car doorpost and everyone in his car?
[Webmaster: All true, so true, Yuk!]
Which one of our classmates first noticed the one who later became the classmate's spouse when the spouse-to-be slammed a car door on the classmate's thumb all while the spouse-to-be was on a date with another person?
Webmaster: It's hard to avoid using "his" or "her" when it would be more natural to do so, but then you'd have more information than you should have.
Which of our classmates fell off his horse while demonstrating to some easterners how a Texan rides a horse; all happening while the horse hadn't moved even one foot?
Webmaster: What a sad representation of Texan qualities!
Which of our classmates found himself (or herself) out in a field facing a bunch of cows in a fancy red sports car?
Webmaster: Let's just say it wasn't a planned excursion.
Which of our classmates attempted to show a friend how to get a squirrel to come out of a tree cavity nest, but actually demonstrated how to get a squirrel to claw its way up your arm?
Webmaster: That doesn't sound like much fun. Actually, it wasn't, but who ever said doing scientific experiments was risk free? It's like Mark Twain once said, "A person who has tried to carry a cat by the tail has a whole lot more information that a person who hasn't tried it. "But then, he went on to add, "nobody said being eccentric was easy."
Which of our classmates are veterans? Which one found himself arresting a general's daughter while dressed only in his undershorts?
Webmaster: You ain't gonna believe this one. Sorry, Miss Odell, I know better, but it just slipped out.
-------
Hints
OK, I'll give you some names to choose from. Can you match the correct name below with the anecdotes above?
Jerry Bacon, Jim Blakeman, Mike Braker, Clayton Bratcher, Jane Bratcher, Wanda Bray, Ginger Bridwell, Jimmy Brockman, Mira Bruner, Patricia Burnett, Bill Cawthon, Richard Clark, Kenneth Clowdus, James Colston, Diane Cook, Gordon Dailey, Jackie Davis, Jerry Dews, Jamey Duncan, Linda Duncan, Margaret Fendley, Kenneth Forehand, John Garland, Linda Good, Beverly Gregory, Tommy Gwin, Carolyn Hafley
Jerry Hammonds, Jimmy Harris, Charles Haslett, Johnny Hill, Jerry Holdrige, Rae Jewett, Grady King, Hampton Latta, Kenneth LePoris, Billy Lough, Marilyn Martin, David McConnell, Linda Meisner, Pat Moores, Marvann Newcomb, Jean Patterson, Nancy Petty, Gary Philibert, Carol Pohorenec
Doris Raymond, Bill Rennels, Linda Richards, Ed Robertson, Bunkie Robinson, Wayne Sloan, Judy Smith, Milton Strange, Janelle Taddonio, Kaye Trisler, Don Vandiver, Joyce Waddell, Myrna Ward, Ann Weiss, Eddie West, Ann York
------------------------------------------------
Won't you send me more anecdotes or such about your classmates?