which decade?

this is a fun dinner-time activity. this "which decade do you [i] belong to" (web address listed below) already tells me that i am not even human, and i am just on question(?) number 4. i have taken a lot of tests including the mmpi (sociopath), Myers-Briggs (test proven unreliable), asvab (94th percentile), multiple iq's (range 147 to 156), and this one is a lot less stressful than the others! after the asvab, a military recruiter asked me if i would be interested in designing weapons. :-) anyone see "good will hunting," for example, and remember the answer to that question?

anyway, if you are reading this, you are now located at my personal website "firebugpenalty," where apparently i can write anything i want and it is never read and never censored by any human. if my 9-year-old laptop breaks, all my rambling ideas are safe here. like a time capsule.

the purpose of this page is to whack on the "which decade" thingy, and see if anything pops out, and write some comments about the questions(?) because i can not understand most of them.

1. can i leave this question(?) unanswered. i don't like any of the colors. i picked the yellow/gold because it is the color that disturbed people like (vincent van gogh was listed in one study as an example of a person drawn to this color - citation needed. ha ha.)

2. i chose "muck snipe" because i have never heard of that, and i don't use any of the other slang, nor does it sound appealing. see the urban dictionary reference for "mucking" below. they don't have muck snipe yet.

3. urban dictionary does have "sry," short for "sorry." i thought they were trying to be funny and use the hindi word for sir, which is श्री (you made need to install a font.) Powerpuff_Girls is the only cartoon i liked in recent years and this only because of quotes by mojo jojo, such as "For too long have we sat under the thumb of mankind! The time has come to *oppose* that thumb!" so, "sry."

4. i only recognize one of the people in these photos of women. it's winona, and i am lucky it's her. i love her because she played spock's mom in a recent star trek episode and because she is a convicted shoplifter and that tickles me and because she claimed in an interview once that her parents were hippies and when she was a kid they lived in an actual native american teepee for a while and she had to sleep with her head sticking out of the bottom because her father built the teepee wrong and a lot of the smoke from the fire stayed inside. so i had to choose this answer(?).

5. it's a galaxy, but it's close enough so i lied and picked smartphone listed. i think this quiz might be an advertisement for the smartphone listed, and now i think this webpage might be too. and technically i prefer the polaroid where the photo shoots out of the bottom of the camera, but i don't have one, and i'll bet it's hard to get one, and even harder to find film (in cambodia.)

6. i actually liked the movie juno, so this might be the only question(?) in the test that i answer with integrity.

7. my only employers at the moment are not in a hurry, so "it will be ok." but that's actually true. i am not being oblivious as this one seems to imply.

8. heel lights. definitely. no comment needed. obvious answer.

9. ok this is definitely an advertisement posing as a fun quiz. this is the second mention of the mentioned brand. sleezy! go work for telexFREE. thumbs down. i hate advertising.

10. this one is very tough! time-wasting-wise it's easy: movies on cable. escapism: jagermeister (cough syrup), but combining the two together equals internet porn. i hope you think that's funny. i still don't know how to prioritize this one. cable.

RESULT TIME!!!

i belong in the future. and my result came with a third reference to the mentioned brand of products. whoever places these ads should be cauterized. this has been fun. now my dinner is finished and i am ready to watch a movie on cabl....i mean megashare.

footnotes:

incredibly cute!!!!!

who would have ever thought she would grow up to pretend to be spock's mom and a real honest-to-goodness shoplifter with a little swiss army knife :-)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/which-decade-do-you-actually-belong-in?bffb

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mucking

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Powerpuff_Girls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Multiphasic_Personality_Inventory

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers-Briggs_Type_Indicator

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armed_Services_Vocational_Aptitude_Battery