flag fun

They should let me design flags! I have a natural gift for flag design. It's a Allah-given talent that i just discovered. I was signing up with the USA State Department to be informed about dangers and hazards to Americans traveling abroad, when I read about an angry group of people called "Lashkar-e-Taiba." Turns out these are the people who caused a lot of hazard and danger in India a few years ago (and maybe more recently too, but as you can see I am ignorant of current events.) I'll bet one reason that the Lashkar-e-Taiba folks are pissy is that it's hard to say their name. They probably get really irritated when people think they are a Bollywood dance ensemble and pronounce their name wrong. "We are dangerous and hazardous, For Allah's sake!" They shout. No dancing!

But I also happened to read that a branch of the Pakistan Government called the ISI, which I guess is like Pakistan's version of the CIA, gave intelligence to Lashkar-e-Taiba to assist in their attacks in India. On the same page there was a graphic of the flag of the Pakistan Army. When I saw the uncreative design of this flag I realized that this must be a large source of the anger expressed by Lashkar-e-Taiba. They probably just feel like their flag is lackluster and sort of dumb and awkward. So I have taken the liberty of redesigning a new flag for them. Here is their original awkward flag design which looks like it might hail from Ali Baba and the 40 Awkward Thieves:

Before.

And now here I introduce my sweet new version of the Pakistan Army flag:

and After.

As you can imagine, when the enemies of Pakistan run into battle and see the Jihad people waving these happy new icons of love and peace, both sides will probably need to throw down their rocket-propelled-grenades and join one of those Laughing Clubs that meet at the beach every morning in India. I think they're going to be really happy with this. Well, unless they use "drones" to kill each other. I'm not sure if a drone can use pattern recognition and artificial intelligence to work out the happy message in my new flag design.