My self-summaryedit essay
Note: I've written a lot of silly comments here just for fun. so if you want to know a less silly side of me please write and chat! I'm living in Siem Reap, Cambodia, as a humanitarian aid worker, but I still have a sense of humor, (unlike most of my "peers" ;-) Somehow visitors get the impression that I'm Cambodian ...
I am not Cambodian and I hate Cambodian food and loud, loud Cambodian wedding parties (or "pre-divorce parties" if you prefer.) I was born once, and have two of almost every body part. I am an immature, lazy, and self-serving humanitarian aid worker in Cambodia. I am programmed to receive "unconditional love" but only to return it under certain conditions. I am about to become a mormon. I am lonely and have almost no friends, mostly because I'm vegetarian in a place where people eat feet. and every other body part of every other kind of animal. and bug. Yuck. I desperately need a new adventure app and a friend to do that with me! yikes. i forgot to mention that macaque monkeys are ugly and mean. If I don't qualify as a mormon I might become a zoroastrian - or a zoro impersonator. I hope to leave cambodia soon. If you know an interesting place please offer a suggestion (excluding the usa.) thanks! (regarding suggestions that I try a more positive attitude, I refer you in advance to more sensitive, liberal, self-help-oriented online dating site participants.)
A favorite quote: "The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face." jh.
What I’m doing with my lifeedit essay
Metabolism seems to be my primary daily function. I find that I breathe quite often. Although my name is Mark, I also respond to "muk" (Cambodian for squid) because people "R" challenged in these parts. I respond by saying, "oouhh!!" which is village for "yes."
I go to market and look for fresh fruit, @void spontaneous offers of matrimony, try to think of a new idea for cooking, and would like to stop doing this and have an army of servants cooking and doing massage for me 24-7. I read Khmer and try to improve communication skills for my students, but this fails miserably because I have no students, which is why I have abundant time to write this text. I sprout seeds of interesting plants for my garden, and sparrows eat them all. I bike around the temples of Angkor Wat for exercise and to visit friends in the villages, and it seems that normal people have no sense of humor. non sequitur. I swim in the river and climb in trees. I hold communion with the birds and bees :-) I sometimes borrow a cute puppy because it makes me seem adorable and lovable.
I’m really good atedit essay
silly jokes and eating chocolate. sculpture and languages. impulsiveness. jumping into the ocean suddenly. staring at the complete sunset. baking bread. giving you a foot massage, but no one else ;-) catching baby crocodiles. letting them go after they bite me a few times. climbing rainbows. eating one kilogram of cashews. running away with pizza (yours). wearing skin (mine). operating zippers (specialist). laughing (expert level.) riding whales (beginner.) naming individual rain drops!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
the English patient. 100% pure tragedy. I like this song because it's english but very hard to understand:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XUnu4RQKDrU
Six things I could never do withoutedit essay
1. you (after we meet and realize we both need organ transplants and we are the only two organ donors at the Larkspur Canary Island Hospital. 2. a bag of kettle chips and veggie pizza with crisp sparkling medieval ale. 3. crazy talk. 4. mormons at the door. 5. this list. 6. laziness.
I spend a lot of time thinking aboutedit essay
how to avoid people on this website who have names like "lookin4caucasian" and I also think about goedel's incompleteness theorem, and unintended consequences.
On a typical Friday night I amedit essay
not sure what night it is. but if I'm chatting with you it might go like this: you chat to me, "oh Muk! you're so clever. I'm afraid you'll be bored with me. " and then I might reply, "if I ever feel bored I can just read a book about how bricks are made, then the next time we chat you will seem very interesting to me, baby darling honey pumpkin, ah yeah! " and then i wait a long time but you don't reply again, so i know that i gave away my secret and now you are googling the book about how to make bricks.
You should message me ifedit essay
you have at least one finger for typing, or voice input function on your phone plus the ability to speak and want to send a message to a total stranger! or ... if you are a very sincere person who is offended by insincerity and you want me to explain how to become a less sincere person.
footnotes: I write phone numbers on my feet because more writing surface and hide the numbers in my shoe. "only one finger" = blown up. "muk" = Asian people cannot say my name. "pre-divorce" = in cambodia a wedding party is a very loud signal to our neighbors that we are going to get a divorce soon. "lokikroo" = លោកគ្រូ the name loki combined with khmer for "sir teacher."