What if cats can speak in whispers soft and low
What if every meow revealed what they really know
What if cats can wear book bags and walk around school
What if cats could perform at concerts and get badly booed
What if they had briefcases and went to work at noon
What if cats wore business clothes and tiny shiny shoes
What if they went grocery shopping and pushed carts down aisles
What if they buy cans of tuna and leave with a smile
What if they came home tired and wanted to take a nap
What if they went to the fridge to get a midnight snack