Fellow citizens,

As you may know, there is an alarming situation at hand. Many 'witches' have beenappearing all across the globe; but these witches do not look like the fairytale debuts. Oh no, my dear folk. These witches blending to society, looking like the average woman, living a supposedly average life in an average town. However, under the surface they are truly mystical and mysterious, and not in an appeasing way. To help us all, here are some witch spotting tips, to help you know who to trust. Listen to these warnings (or you may end up being a witch's next meal)!

Firstly, the hands. Witches never show their hands, as their nails are abnormally long. One could even call them claws. This is why these diabolical beings wear gloves to hide this glaring flaw. Do not be scared to look at a woman's hands. They may very well be hiding a devilish secret…

The eyes. Some say they are the window to the soul. However, which is still have eyes do not possess a soul; only malicious intent. Which is eyes show the gates of the underworld in them, and I filled with the colours of blood, guts and pain. Sometimes, they send their poor and helpless victims into a trance before the inevitable demise; and that is probably the least gruesome way a witch can end you.

The average woman has average feet, and that is obvious. However, witches may look like the average woman but their feet are as abnormal as abnormal can be. Their feet do not possess any toes; just bleeding stamps as if their toes in chopped right off. It gives these vile beings horrible pain to put their feet (if you can even call them that) into tight, minuscule shoes. If you have a keen eye. You may see them quivering and limping in pain, unimaginable to the pure and innocent human mind.

Conclusion, with our might and power, we will soon seize the chance to end this invasion of witches, one step at a time. Remember to watch their hands, watch their eyes and watch their feet. We will conquer these putrid beasts in no time at all! Do you wish to stand up to these indescribably terrible villains, or cower in fear?

Yours truly,

Gene

Hello all young people of the UK, please pay attention and listen to us because we have a true tale to tell and it's about witches. Have you seen any women on your street acting strangely around you? Which ever is your answer, you should still listen to this Message. These malevolent beings live amongst us, hidden in plain Sight. They look just like any ordinary woman, so they could be anyone! But don't worry, we are here to give you information and advice.

Don't fret, we will protect you from these ruthless witches and give you the vital information you need to stay safe, alert and ready for any cunning track on these Savage sources. Don't let your fear swallow you up, you will be just fine. We will teach you the unusual details to recognise these gruesome witches and then you will be able to fend for yourself, siblings and friends. Together, we can stay unharmed and beat these wicked women.

To start off, you should be aware of elbow high gloves, as underneath could be unsightly curving clause, ready to snatch you out of the sunlight and drag you into the shadows. Be vigilant, if you see someone wearing gloves inside a house, as they wear them almost all day.

Moving on, which is our as bold as boiled eggs and often cloaked in wigs that are similar to ordinary hair. It is almost impossible to tell if they are wigs or not. But, look out for a little itch on the scalp, as they suffer from wig-rash.

Next, if you look closely at their pupils, you will see many colours dancing and prancing, fire and water jumping all around. It will make you feel like time is standing still as you stare into his magical eyes of haunting females. Don't be fooled, because this distraction could end you.

Last of all, look out for the extremely large nostrils which they can use to sniff out a child in the dead of night. Please memorise this, the only way to recognise a witches nose is to see if it gets a little bigger, because they need immense nostrils to hunt you down!

We beg you to heed this warning and take extreme care, because you might just be a witches next target.

Be careful, these covens' are full of bitter hatred. But fear not, if we stand together, we can use our strength and wit to fight back and destroy these enchantresses. Deep within all of us lies the power of justice against evil, and now it is our time to use it on the monstrous witches lurking in the busy crowds of ordinary people. Don't scamper away immediately, we will protect you with wisdom and safety, you and your loved ones are in no peril in our hands.

Important information! Tuesday afternoon, are powerful, mysterious and heartless which viciously attacked the Santander headquarters in Leytonstone at approximately 3 pm. Managers of the prestigious building, which is one numerous awards in the banking industry, holding members of the public and customers to stay far away from Siri Dobreia, AKA, the Deadly Dob. Yes been exposed as a Normas thief pocketing vast amounts of gold reserves from the underground vault. CCTV cameras also caught her throwing spells as she attempted for Doering escape. One anonymous source, to impatiently to withdraw his savings, heard her say "Rattus Glorious", turning panic stricken mothers and children into fleabitten rats!  This foul, toxic, and unpleasant individual is currently being hunted by detectives who are asking the public to avoid confronting her. There is a rowboat of £20,000 for locating her whereabouts and bringing her to justice 

This is an urgent message to all residents: please remain alert for The Deadly Dob's wicked presence. She is dangerous and poses a grave threat to our community's safety. 

To safeguard against this devious criminal, who blends successfully with the rest of the UK population, we have provided some clues to help you spot her:

1. Watch out for her eyes. A piercing menacing red eyes serve as a warning sign of June. They sparkled with mischief and meanness and could turn you into stone if caught in her trance.

2. Beware her twisted, squashed nose, I sent a tracker that can sniff out to fear from afar like the hound dog! The Deadly Dob sniffs around for kids like she is sniffing flowers. If someone's nose twitches repeatedly, be cautious as it could be her.

3. Animosity towards children knows no bounds, manifesting in casting deprived spells maliciously. Avoid women who keep muttering under their rotten breath whilst gleefully grinning.

4. Despite her struggles supporting her weight, she marches forward with an unsettling grace, steps echoing like the ominous drumbeat of impending danger. Listen closely to anyone who walks like a bloated goat.

5. Watch out for the Deadly Dob's gloves.  Dressed in luxurious garments and white Christian Dior gloves she exudes an aura of opulence and extravagance. She is always cautious about hiding her long, scary nails from unsuspecting eyes if someone fits this description, call the police!

6. Her Signature scent is the unmistakable Lancome perfume La Vie Est Belle. She leaves a lingering reminder of her presents whenever she walks to charm her way into the public's heart.

Stay sharp and keep your loved ones safe.  Siri Deboira, possesses a danger to all, kids and adults alike. However, children and pets are highly vulnerable to have. Remind them that vigilance and showers are a deterrent against the loathing of all children's defiance, as witches despise the scent of those who dare resist. Let us unite to protect our community from the looming threat she represents, standing firm in the face of adversity.