Year 3

During their Shakespeare unit, Year 3 explored Julius Caesar and created their own recipes for life threatening potions.

Arham - Hayward

A mortal, corrupted life threatening potion.

Do you have an arch nemesis? Then make this gloomy, bloody potion. If you have an enemy, then this is their horrifying death potion, and this potion is 100% life-threatening.

Be aware that the potion is very mortal, and once your enemy has drunk it, smoke will start coming out of them like a towering volcanic eruption!

The potion is more life-threatening when it strikes midnight, and it is as quiet as a sneaky mouse.

You will need these gruesome ingredients:

500ml of Roman blood
250ml spooky spiders
A big, red, Greek-style ogre's thumbnail
An ancient mythical and blinding rainbow crystal
A scary mummy's gold necklace
A Roman's soft leather

You will need this equipment:

Gloves
A rusty spatula
A witch's cauldron
A shiny blender
4 logs for firewood

To start, put the gloves in the mud.
Lay down the firewood, then make the flames leap up.
With caution, place down a witch's cauldron on top of the blazing firewood. Make sure it is as hot as the fiery sun.
Then, tip the sanguine blood into the cauldron while it is boiling like a kettle.
After, stir 250ml of silky and destructive spider venom in the cauldron because a mysterious, devilish, dark, and gloomy soul will start popping out like Cerberus sent them.
Next, grab the big red Greek-style ogre's thumbnails and chop them into 2mm pieces. Carefully, insert the thumbnails while the evil spirits glide like golden dragons.
Remember the rainbow blinding crystal? Great. To start, smash 2/3 of the crystal. Use a spatula to scoop out the powder, and then dump it into the cauldron. Also, you should get jumpscared.
Put the mummy's necklace into the shiny blender, and it will turn to a gold froth, then put it in the cauldron. It will turn pale like the great moon.
Grab the Roman's leather. Unsew it to 3/4 so that it will turn into a blazing hot liquid like overpowered explosive goo. It should make an unknown scream like your enemy senses his or her death coming.

Are you tired? Then pray to Ares, the god of war and courage, to help you succeed with your potion.

If it doesn't work, you can just tell the Roman senators to murder your annoying enemy.

Dylan - National

Recipe for an intoxicating poisonous potion.

Do you have a hatred between you and nobody else? Do you not like your angry next-door neighbour? Well, this potion is for you. Warning! Taste tests will not be allowed as if you sip it, you will, of course, have an explosive, terrible and horrible end.

This potion is more effective during a full moon, on the gloomiest of nights, like a fog machine at a concert. On a hill as steep as a vertical ruler, you must dig down as fast as you can so you can find the nastiest ingredients you are yet to put in your potion.

You need the following ingredients:

Squishy brains
7 drops of trickling blood from a fallen tooth
30 ml of fresh swamp water
9/2 of bashed centipede
2 teaspoons of crushed dreams
5 pairs of grasshoppers thighs
15 ml of snake venom
The juice of a lemon
2 eyes of a confused pigeon
5 pinches of fairy dust

You will need the following equipment:

A moss-covered teaspoon
A big, greasy cauldron
A set of bug-infested scales
A rusty chopping knife
A small, mouldy, food-filled bowl
A giant wooden spoon
A rusty small bow
A tweezer
A big bowl
A pipette

Method

First of all, gather all of your ingredients and set them around your cauldron.
Get ready and heat up your cauldron. Get your rust chopping knife. If you want to kill Julius Caesar, you are going to have to make the most gruesome potion of all time. Then, start by boiling your squishy brains.
First, use a moss-covered spoon to pour seven drops of blood from a fallen tooth into your potion.
Subsequently, fill a rotten pipette with 30 ml of fresh swamp water. Incorporate this with 9/2 bashed centipedes, 5 pairs of stinking socks and the juice of 1 lemon.
Afterwards, get a small rusty bowl and add pinches of fairy dust. The mixture should turn green like an emerald. This should mean it is ready.
When you hear the future screams of your enemy, pour your mixture into a tiny glass vial.

Warning! In the event of a failed assassination, make an offering to Hercules for your horrible sins.

Zofia - Tate

A deadly, dangerous and destructive potion.

You will need the following ingredients:

Rotten oranges from the smelly garbage
Cockroaches
Worms and snails from a deep, dark cave.
Water from a big, grey, gloomy lake
One smashed Banana
5 drops of dark red crow's blood
1 tiny rat's heart
100s of mean ants

You will need this equipment:

A rusty Cauldron
3 Wooden logs

Method:

Firstly, collect the equipment and then put the rotten oranges into the cauldron to make an ugly, green liquid.
Lay two wooden logs and light them. They should be blazing fiercely like a furnace.
Thirdly, add in the cockroaches until your mixture looks like a dead zombie. That way, we can poison the people who are your enemies.
After that, mix in the slimy, stinky worms so that everyone who drinks this will vomit and turn green.
Next, pour in the gross water from a lake so whoever drinks this will die because Julius Caesar is really annoying me!
Then, smash the rotten banana and put in some snails. This will make your enemy's eyes fall out.
Pour in the crow's blood because it is more disgusting than eyeballs, and put the pigeon's beak because it is really spikey and will hurt their throat.
Now, wait ten minutes until the potion turns blue. When ten minutes are gone, we are going to add a rat's heart to make the poison brown like a chocolate cake. That way your enemy would drink it without thinking.
During the afternoon, find the worms and cut them into little pieces and pour in the toilet water.
Finally, add the little ants. They will sting your enemy's mouth, slide into their stomach, and bite them.

Warning! If you drink this potion, the poison will kill you because it has so many poisonous things in this black, bluish-coloured potion. Be careful, for this big bottle of potion might make you feel dizzy because, eventually, your brain will stop working.

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