About the Author
Kaitlyn Wu is an 11 year old writter that likes to read lots of books in her bed. She enjoys writing fiction stories about pets at her desk. Essays are boring to her because she believes that it essays limit your ideas that let you do other things. She believes that people should get to choose what to write about instead of getting a essay prompt. Kaitlyn watches Young Sheldon, We Bare Bears, Full House, and Fuller House. She also wants to watch Inside Out 2. Kaitlyn has 1 brother, Liam and no pets at the current moment. She can say a couple words of Spanish and Mandarin and lives in San Francisco. She believes that in writing, you should always let the pen flow.
Fear is like spiders
in a dark house in the corner of your closet
Fear us like mountain lions looking at you
that try to eat you while looking at you hike mountains
Fear is like lightning
that can chase you until any moment when it strikes
Fear is like being left out
at a party when everyone there is talking about something you don't understand
Bob and the doggy
One day, Bob walked into a dog shelter and saw lots of abandoned dogs. He looked at all of their super cute faces and wanted one. Bob would do anything to get a dog. Just one! But he was broke. He asked the clerk for a price lower than $10, but the clerk was also broke and needed money for the dogs food and water. So Bob couldn't get a dog. Bob entered the lottery hoping to win to get a dog. Please help, God Bob thought. And God did. He WON! Before claiming the money, Bob bought the dog and named it Bobby. Overnight, Bobby ate the tiny lottery ticket worth 5 million dollars. Bob got so mad that he moved from Ohio to Burlingame and left Bobby behind. After that, Bob learned to never get a dog, even if it is cute, ever again or to be broke.
But on Thanksgiving, Bob's mom knew that he always had wanted a dog. So she gave him a dog. Bob so so mad that he hit his mom. But his mom, the expert at throwing slippers, stoped him and told him that the dog was trained before taking it away for herself since Bob was being very rude. Depressed, Bob cried as he wanted a dog but it was too late. From then on, he always wanted a dog but was to broke to get one.
And a hippo walked up to a supposed candy truck
And he snorted to the creep, standing on the truck,
Yoooo! Nom nom. Nom. Got any candy? I be so hangry
The creep said well I mean, can you?
The hippo said womp womp bro just gimme my Mountain Dew
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
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Till the very next second boop boop boop booda boop
And a hippo walked up to a supposed candy truck
And he snorted to the creep, standing on the truck,
Yoooo! Nom nom. Nom. Got any candy? I be so hangry
The creep said ur out of luck
The hippo said bro are you a duck
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Till the very next second boop boop boop booda boop
And a hippo walked up to a supposed candy truck
And he snorted to the creep, standing on the truck,
Yoooo! Nom nom. Nom. Got any candy? I be so hangry
The creep said come join me on the roof and suntan our skin off
The hippo said bruh bro just gimme candy you goff
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Till the very next second boop boop boop booda boop
And a hippo walked up to a supposed candy truck
And he snorted to the creep, standing on the truck,
Yoooo! Nom nom. Nom. Got any candy? I be so hangry
The creep said bro hit the gym ur too chunky
The hippo said bro ur the oversized monkey
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Till the very next second boop boop boop booda boop
And a hippo walked up to a supposed candy truck
And he snorted to the creep, standing on the truck,
Yoooo! Nom nom. Nom. Got any candy? I be so hangry
The creep said dude stop roasting me or else I’ll spank you with this pink fluffy slipper
The hippo said what the flipper you gold digger
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Till the very next second boop boop boop booda boop
And a hippo walked up to a supposed candy truck
And he snorted to the creep, standing on the truck,
Yoooo! Nom nom. Nom. Got ur pink fluffy slipper?
The creep yoinked the hippo into his kidnapping truck
The hippo said welp I suck.
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Then he wobbled away wobble wobble
Till the very next second boop boop boop booda boop
If I were Queen of the world
I would have everyone be kind and independednt
I would never allow someone to take my royalty away or steal from others
I would give everyone money so nobody would be homeless
And I'd welcome new inventions for the world
If I were Queen of the World
I'm not queen of the world
I'm just Kaitlyn
But I can play piano and swim
And I can have fun
I will never be evil
I will always help others by doing volunteer work
And I will welcome anything that's not bad
Because I AM Kaitlyn
Quick Write: Shrunk in a Classroom
At writing camp, my friends, Haylie and Irene and I were checking on our writing project when the paper started to bubble and we shrunk! We were 2 inches tall or 5 cm. We had to get strong over the weekend to call our parents with a phone or an apple watch. We could do finger workouts or try to get the phone out of my backpack. Irene could also try to use her apple watch to call her mom. We could use the back of a colored pencil to press the buttons. When we call them, we would need to scream for them to hear us. In the meantime, we would build a fort to live in a get snacks form the classroom. Water from he sink and light from random materials would need to be obtained. After grabbing our materials, we needed to build our fort. With lots of team work, we built a for to sleep. We also found felt to make a bed. A bag of chips was found to eat over the weekend. We created paper boats and settled in the in the sink full of water to play. After using the back of pencils to call out parents, they said they will pick us up. But how would they find us? Luckily, we drew a sign - as big as we can - to say "WE ARE HERE". We could barely hold it up, even against a wall. Our parents could come in minutes or hours and we were holding a heavy sign with all of our might. What if a teacher walks in? As we looked at the sun setting, we lost hope. But right when we statred to go back to our fort our parents showed up and picked us up and drove us home. The only positive thing I could think about was hide and seek. I couldn't wait for my brothers reaction when he wouldn't find me. Being small also means being cheaper. I don't need meals only one noodle of my brothers. An apple can last a week. Best of all, I can meet up with my friends.
A Brave Time
A time when I was brave was when my family and I went to Disney World for a vaction. On the flight there, I was so excited. I couldn't wait for the adventures to begin. The next day after we go off of the train to the 1 of 4 worlds, we used Genie+ to get the ride we wanted. Genie+ is a free app you can download to get line cuts for your rides in Disney World. We rode rides until this large upside down roller coaster came. After checking our hight, everyone was tall enough. My mom backed out and my aunt said she would go with my dad. Now I had the choice to wait with my mom and brother or to go with my aunt and dad. My whole family knew that I loved roller coasters, so of course they encouraged me to go. We watched the people before us shriek loudly as the roller coaster turned and twisted. I decided to go on. As I went on, my stomach filled with butterflies. As the roller coaster started, I squezed my eyes shut...
Mangos are very delious
Amazingly Soft
Never bad
Go with everything
Optomistically large
Satisfying texture
Quick Write: The Flight of the Bumblebee
As I was on a flower, getting some sweet pollen wen I heard a girl go "Achoo!"
"Kaitlyn, don't go near pollen, remember you're allergic," said I don't know.
"Mom, I'm watching a bee," she replied.
I guess I don't know is mom. But the girls achoo is on me and the precious pollen. So annoying. Nobody cover their mouth correctly after Covid 19 passed.
Should I sting her?
I guess not; she left and I know she likes bees. Also, stinging someone kills me so I try not to but, some people are so annoying. She came back! I chase after he doging trees and other things she runs around. Don't worry, I won't sting her. She runs quickly, scared of me. I continue cahsing ater her untill I spot more pollen to grab. Maybe she's pretending to be scared of me to give me pollen? I charge harshly at her, for several more moments. But, is she really scared? She could be running from me or to get me pollen. How does she know I want pollen? I'm tired. I head back to base untill I see another kid bullying Kaitlyn.
"Stop Ellie," Kaitlyn cries.
I chase after Ellie wildly. I don't care. She's hurting someone who gave me pollen! I run into the local wasp hive and ask some wasp to sting Ellie NOT Kaitlyn befor I go back to base. The wasp agreed and stated to chase Ellie as I headed back. The flight back was peaceful. Not only I got more pollen, but I gto teh smell the sweet air and feel the breeze of the wind. Nobody disturbed me as I continued daydreaming.
The pianos fell off the roof
pianos are fallig on the cat
fell down
off, why would this happen?
Ithe pianos crashed to the ground
roof breaks leaving crumb on me