Joy

Joy is like flowers,

Blooming with aromas of spring.

Joy is like lemonade,

Refreshing on a blazing summer day.

Joy is like pumpkin pie,

Cozy and fuzzy during autumn.

Joy is like Christmas,

Warm and bright on a chilly winter night.

Mrs. Yapper

Math class was like learning a new language in jail. Except we really were learning a new language. Mrs. Yapper, our shriveled-up old stick on a substitute insisted that she'd teach us French for 2 hours straight during math class. Adding to the misery, Mrs. Yapper explained that "back in the day," not one student was ever allowed to use the bathroom during class. Then right after she said that, the old crone proudly announced that she'd use the restroom. I watched Mrs. Yapper pranced down the hallway through the door, and I was itching to jump out of my seat. I was so relieved she was gone - I could even feel less tense in my whole entire body! Oh, was Mrs. Yapper unbearable! I breathed out a long sigh, knowing the haughty substitute teacher would be back in a matter of minutes.

Ice Pops

I want a popsicle.

Can I have it right now?

Even though it's morning, I still want one.

Popsicles are for anytime of the day,

Or any kind of day.
Please give me one, or I'll get hungry.

Give me ice pops.

Me and my friends need them.

Ice pops will save me from hunger.

Pops are tasty, but ice pops are way better.

Flight of the Bumblebee

You were just strolling in Central Park. The weather was perfect, and the birds were singing. Suddenly, a bumblebee flies in your face, and the only natural thing you'd do was to swat it away. But you didn't know it was a whole bee! If you knew, you'd be running away the second you see the bright yellow and black stripes in your sight! But oh, how the bee gets aggravated. Fuming, the bumblebee starts chasing you as you're running away as if you were in a marathon. Time passed, and that bee was incredibly persistent. Meanwhile, you are losing breath! Finally, the little bumblebee latches onto the back of your sweater, and you accept your unfortunate fate. "I surrender! Just sting me!" you bawl. So the bee doesn't hold back.

The Duck Song Parody: The Hippo Song

And a hippo walked up to a supposed candy truck

And he snorted to the creep, standing on the truck,

Yoooo! Nom nom. Nom. Got any candy? I be so hangry

The creep said well I mean, can you?

The hippo said womp womp bro just gimme my Mountain Dew

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble 

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble

Till the very next second boop boop boop booda boop

And a hippo walked up to a supposed candy truck

And he snorted to the creep, standing on the truck,

Yoooo! Nom nom. Nom. Got any candy? I be so hangry

The creep said ur out of luck

The hippo said bro are you a duck 

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble 

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble

Till the very next second boop boop boop booda boop

And a hippo walked up to a supposed candy truck

And he snorted to the creep, standing on the truck,

Yoooo! Nom nom. Nom. Got any candy? I be so hangry

The creep said dude stop roasting me or else I’ll spank you with this pink fluffy slipper

The hippo said what the flipper you gold digger 

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble 

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble

Till the very next second boop boop boop booda boop

And a hippo walked up to a supposed candy truck

And he snorted to the creep, standing on the truck,

Yoooo! Nom nom. Nom. Got ur pink fluffy slipper?

The creep yoinked the hippo into his kidnapping truck

The hippo said welp I suck.

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble 

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble

Then he wobbled away wobble wobble