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"Marge Gets a Job"
"Marge Gets a Job"
The Simpsons need $8500 for home repair.
Marge: We have to do something.
Homer: Marge, it’ll cost eighty-five hundred dollars! We only have five hundred in the bank. And that leaves . . . eighty hundred we need.
2. Mrs. Krabappel does arithmetic on the board, including 250 divided by 5.
3. Mrs. Krabappel does arithmetic on the board, including 132 divided by 6.
"Selma's Choice"
"Selma's Choice"
Homer (sickly): What are the odds of getting sick on a Saturday? A thousand to one.
"Whacking Day"
"Whacking Day"
Homer: Hey kids, how was school?
Lisa: I learned how many drams in a pennyweight.
Marge home-schools Bart and he appears puzzled by the multiplication problem 4x4 on the board.
"Marge in Chains"
"Marge in Chains"
Marge is arrested and put on trial for shoplifting from the Kwik-E-Mart convenience store after accidentally forgetting she had placed an item in her jacket. Marge hires attorney Lionel Hutz to defend her in court.
Lionel Hutz: So, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that is your real name, have *you* ever forgotten anything?
Apu: No. In fact, I can recite pi to 40,000 places. The last digit is one!
Homer: Mmm, pie.
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