Lisa: Cutlife is a famous multi-level marketing company. Dad, you fell for a pyramid scheme!
Homer: Scheme? No way! They didn’t even want to let me join. But luckily, at the last minute, a space opened up.
Bart: How many knives have you even sold?
Homer (chuckles): I don’t sell them! I engage opportunity handlers to distributize them for me, the expandibution manager. It’s all part of Charles E. Cutlife’s three-dimensional triangle system.
In the “Bong Joon-Ho’s This Side of Parasite” segment (a parody of the film Parasite) of this annual non-canonical anthology of short scary stories, Bart tutors the young daughter of a wealthy family at her home. He holds up a notebook with 2 x 100 + 4 = Y + Y.
Bart: OK, here’s a math problem. How long can the two of us watch your hundred-inch TV before anyone gets wise.
Daughter: Y equals 102
Bart: What the hell are you talking about? I want to watch TV.
Lisa escapes bullies at school and seeks refuge in a shed on the school grounds, where some other gifted students are secretly enjoying learning. The space contains a poster of Srinavasa Ramanujan and a whiteboard on which students write the Prime Number Theorem.
Myles: Lisa Simpson, I’d like to modestly ask you to join our league of extraordinary geniuses.
2. Myles: To avoid suspicion, we figured out how to be good at sports.
[A montage shows mathematical formulas and graphs superimposed as Myles plays baseball with other students.]
[At Sunday school, Bart gives his presentation on the topic of “Honor thy Mother and Father,” consisting of photos and videos showing Homer in a poor light.
Bart: In conclusion, I honor my father, because he is not not not not a loser.
Homer (counting to himself): One, two, three, four. That’s an even number of nots. He thinks I’m a loser!
Homer (to all): How dare you show your peers a supercut of me at my worst!