Season 34 (2022-2023)

"Habeas Tortoise"

Drederick Tatum “My infinity pool broke. Its edge is now finite. I’m up to my eyeballs in contractors and physicists.”

"One Angry Lisa"

Hands frame a clipboard holding a contract showing the number of months represented by the infinity sign.

Homer enters a store to purchase an exercise bicycle for Marge.

Salesperson: Our starter model goes for 1500 dollars.

Homer: 1500 dollars?!

Salesperson: Don’t worry. We do have an installment plan. $40 a month for (mumbles) months.

[The salesperson writes an infinity symbol on the contract.]

"Game Done Changed"

Principal Skinner holds up a Chinese newspaper with a photo of Ralph Wiggum. Superimposed is a caption reading, "They know nothing."

Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner, your school’s test scores made the paper!

Skinner: Hmm?

Chalmers: The Chinese press is using them as proof of the decline of the American educational system.

[Chalmers holds up a newspaper with a photo showing Ralph solving 4 + 2 as 7 (with a hotdog).]

"My Life as a Vlog"

Professor Frink’s chalkboard contains the same mathematical writing as in “Trust but Clarify” (season 28).

Professor Frink talks to the camera in front of his empty whiteboard.

2. Professor Frink's whiteboard contains mathematical writing.

Professor Frink talks to the camera in front of his whiteboard, filled with mathematical and other writing.

"Pin Gal"
1. The new hipster owner of the Springfield bowling alley marvels at Marge’s talent for the game.

Terrence: Those pearls! That hair! The game of the ‘30s played by a dame from the ‘50s?! It’s retro on kitsch to the power of vintage.

2. At night, Marge lies in bed and stares at the ceiling, imagining bowling strategies. Homer imagines pizza. At the bowling alley, Marge imagines bowling strategies again.

The ceiling of Marge Simpson's bedroom is overlaid with an image of a deck of bowling pins and mathematical writing.

The ceiling of Homer Simpson's bedroom is overlaid with an image of a pizza and mathematical writing.

The bowling alley ceiling is overlaid with an images of five bowling pins and mathematical writing.

"Write Off this Episode"

Homer Simpson's hand holds a tablet computer displaying a gambling webpage.

Homer views a website of longshot football gimmick bets including "Math Is Inconsistent" with odds 1/0.

"Clown V. Board of Education"

Bart and some other children have transferred to Krusty’s new clown school. Their teacher stands in front of a whiteboard reading “Parabola” and a graph of the curve y = 25-x^2.

Teacher: Now, for a demonstration of the parabolic curve.

[Using a catapult, he launches a cream pie, which is traced in the air by a red parabolic arc until hits him in the face.]

A clown school teacher stands at a whiteboard showing a parabolic curve and the corresponding quadratic equation.

A clown school teacher prepares a catapult with a cream pie.

A clown school teacher is hit with a cream pie from his catapult, and a red parabolic arc in the air traces the trajectory.

2. At a Science Bowl, Bart and classmates from Krusty’s school are in a competition against Lisa and other students from Springfield Elementary, moderated by Kent Brockman.

Kent: Time for the final question, in math!

[As Lisa and Martin Prince look at each other excitedly, he opens his shirt to reveal a T-shirt displaying multivariable calculus formulas.]

Kent: Give the equation for a parabolic curve.

[Bart throws a cream pie in a parabolic arc and answers.]

Bart: y equals x-squared plus a constant c.

Lisa Simpson sits at a table next to Martin, who opens his outer shirt to reveal a T-shirt containing multivariable calculus formulas.

"Homer's Adventures through the Windshield Glass"

In a flashback, young Bart opens a letter addressed to his mother from the First Bank of Springfield.

Bart: I saw that Mom was getting a hundred thousand dollars a month!

Lisa: Then I explained to Bart how decimal points work.

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